The Definitive TWF Worst Wolves XI Thread

[Deleted Cyber]

Even better! They will all be in then!

 

[GLASGOWOLF]

Ray Hankin has to be in the list. By far the worst forward ever in the Wolves team.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

Probably, but I never saw him. As. Said, the 80s are exempt. I reckon I could have got a game then!

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Probably, but I never saw him. As. Said, the 80s are exempt. I reckon I could have got a game then!

I cannot see any reason why players from the dark days should not be included.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

I cannot see any reason why players from the dark days should not be included.

Fine that's your call. My feeling is the club were on such a downward spiral at that time they would sign pretty much anyone who cost very little and could kick a ball, the latter of those choices being optional! So whilst I accept they were by and large the worst wolves players ever, I can't include them as it was not their fault.

 

[darlowolf64]

Fine that's your call. My feeling is the club were on such a downward spiral at that time they would sign pretty much anyone who cost very little and could kick a ball, the latter of those choices being optional! So whilst I accept they were by and large the worst wolves players ever, I can't include them as it was not their fault.

Same for me. Most of those players were free and no hopers dragged in to *do a job. I'm much more bothered about players with huge reputations (or some reputation) who we paid real, actual money for and who ended up being absolutely rank

*help relegate us

 

[jd1981]

What was the name of the South African striker Taylor signed in 1995?

 

[Langers]

Mark Williams?

Worst first touch in a Wolves shirt you will EVER see :icon_lol:

 

[jd1981]

Yes he was pretty dreadful, then he went and AFCON for SA.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

Same for me. Most of those players were free and no hopers dragged in to *do a job. I'm much more bothered about players with huge reputations (or some reputation) who we paid real, actual money for and who ended up being absolutely rank

*help relegate us

Exactly and my 6 reflects that for the strikers. We paid in fees wages etc OTT for those on my list for little or nil return.

 

[jd1981]

Robert Taylor will top of my list by a country mile.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Darren Ferguson - 109
Steve Corica - 102
Jamie O'Hara - 67
Eggert Jonsson - 49
Darren Anderton - 49
Seyi George Olofinjana - 35
Nigel Quashie - 30
Mark Atkins - 26
Darron Gibson - 25
Tongo Doumbia - 17
George Saville - 13
Steve Sedgley - 12
Jimmy Kelly - 10
Robin van der Laan - 9
David Davis, Keith Andrews, Denes Rosa, Vinny Samways, Carl Robinson - all 5
Andrew Surman - 4
Emmanuel Frimpong, Silas, Segundo Castillo, Isidro Diaz - all 3
Jens Dowe, Joey Gudjonsson, Tommy Rowe, Mick Gooding, Jesus Garcia Sanjuan - all 2
Conor Coady, Simon Osborn, Dave Edwards, Tony Dinning - all 1

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Six picks for the blunt end of our team at centre forward - do your worst. As our scouts have done for big chunks of the last 30 years.

Robert Taylor
Freddy Eastwood
Leon Clarke
Frank Nouble
Mike Small
Steve Claridge

 

[Johnny75]

Robert Taylor
Freddy Eastwood
Adam Proudlock
Grant Holt
Yannick Sagbo
Mike Small

Proudlock's on there for the utter waste of talent, shit attitude and generally being an utter twat. I could have put another 12 sacks of absolute shite on that list.

 

[James]

Tomasz Frankowski
Stefan Maierhoffer
Leon Clarke
Henri Camara
Marcus Bent
Frank Nouble

 

[Kenny]

Eastwood - All the hype, load of shite.
Leon - When he first appeared he looked good. Had some fight in him and made up for his limited ability via that. Soon lost that fight though and stole a wage at Wolves (twice)
Small - Will never forget him standing about 40 yards offside at Grimsby calling for the ball
Paskin
McLoughlin
Taylor

 

[Langers]

Tomasz Frankowski
Robert Taylor
Marlon Harewood
Steve Claridge
Freddie Eastwood
Jake Cassidy

 

[Quirkafleeg]

Small - Will never forget him standing about 40 yards offside at Grimsby calling for the ball

But that goal at Sunderland. Wow..

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Only Wolves player I can ever remember scoring a goal with his genitalia.

 

[Quirkafleeg]

And for all those that are too young or just cant remember..