The Definitive TWF Worst Wolves XI Thread

[Nando]

Quite possibly the worst defending I've ever seen for that second goal.

 

[Wolfmania]

Who's scoring the second goal there?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Our Lord and Saviour Sir Geoffrey Thomas.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Geoff Thomas

 

[Langers]

Was that the game he was crocked by Lee Howey?

 

[Tony Towner]

Robert Taylor
Tomasz Frankowski
Steve Claridge
Ray Hankin
Grant Holt
Marcus Bent

Hankin gets in as my only player from the mid 80's because firstly he wasn't a kid and secondly he was so out of condition that he doesn't deserve a free pass

 

[jd1981]

Robert Taylor
Tomasz Frankowski
Frank Nouble
Grant Holt
Mark Williams
Freddy Eastwood

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Claridge - Not a single shot on target in 5 games, and he robbed Bull of the chance of playing in the Semi v Arsenal, also scored a few goals against us after leaving, and reveled in our hatred of him. Cunt (0 in 5)
R. Taylor - (0 in 9)
Frankowski - That attempt v Watford...ugh. (0 in 16)
Eastwood - Get it, shoot, no matter the angle, and no matter if 4 players were standing in the way, yet the South Bank adored him, utter wank. (3 in 31)
Grant Holt - 2 stone overweight and played for us 2 leagues above his ability. (0 in 4)
Paul Stewart - Didn't care a jot. (2 goals in 8)

 

[Tredman]

Edit - ignore, fixed in later post.

 

[Parkins left foot]

Holt
Maierhoffer (only man to be shorter when he jumped to head the ball than he was standing still)
Clarke L
Nouble
Claridge
Bent

 

[lemonjelly]

claridge
harewood (where is he on everyone else's lists?)
eastwood
leon
marcus bent
holt

 

[Parkins left foot]

harewood (where is he on everyone else's lists?)

Ran out of room (& had wiped him from the memory bank anyway)

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Claridge
Robert Taylor
Leon
Holt
Paul Stewart
Proudlock
Colin Taylor

Interesting interview with Colin Taylor:

http://www.wolvesheroes.com/2015/06/28/teenage-goal-ace-whose-star-burned-out/

 

[victhegreek]

There are so many to pick from
Tomasz Frankowski
Steve Claridge
Robert Taylor
Grant Holt
Freddy Eastwood
Stefan Maierhoffer

 

[Boozad]

Tomasz Frankowski
Leon Clark
Steve Claridge
Robert Taylor
Grant Holt
Marcus Bent

 

[darlowolf64]

Leon Clark... 2nd time, why? Just WHY?!
Steve Claridge. Absolute arse
Robert Taylor. The ultimate "meh" forward
Grant Holt. was a BIG signing
Freddy Eastwood. Never got the love. The epitome of a low er league forward who couldn't step up
Stefan Maierhoffer. Ah Stefan, a tall player, a huge neck and a retractable head when the ball got near to him

 

[Lycan]

Tomasz Frankowski
Jake Cassidy
Grant Holt
Craig Davies
Cedric Roussel
Stephen Elliot

 

[Sniffer]

Claridge
Taylor (R)
Frankowski
Big Mixu (Patellainen?)
Bigger Leon Clarke
Even Bigger Ray Hankin

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Claridge
Taylor (R)
Frankowski
Big Mixu (Patellainen?)
Bigger Leon Clarke
Even Bigger Ray Hankin

I really liked Mixu, no goals in 23 league games, but without his 4 Cup goals we'd have never got to the Semi final in 97/98. He was made of bricks, and tried his hardest at all times.

 

[Trips]

Robert Taylor
Steve Claridge
Tomasz Frankowski
Marcus Bent
Sami Al-Jaber
Grant Holt

Had 17 players down for strikers, could easily have for Nouble, Roussel, Gladon, Eastwood, Clarke, Davies, Harewood, Kyle, Maierhofer - how do/did we manage to keep finding these awful strikers?