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The Definitive TWF Worst Wolves XI Thread

This means we need a subs bench AND a manager. We better get a move on!!
 
Just realised I've not voted and there probably isn't much time left!

Corica - just a fucking waste.
Quashie - what a mobility lacking tool
Atkins - cost too much and offered too little
Ferguson - once hit a Bolton player. Only thing I can say that's nice about him.
O'Hara - shoe in. Nothing else to say.
Jesus Sanjuan - tried to vote for him earlier (Just got the wrong poaition) but he was awful.
 
Branch, Olofinjana, Ronan Ricketts, Gorkss, Van Der Laan, Ferguson, Emblen, Dominic Foley, Stoutt, Luzhny
 
I've found this thread quite depressing !

The number of sh!te players we've had in the last 25 odd years is just scandalous. As someone posted before, our transfer in success rate would be around the 20% mark, which just makes me furious. The waste of money is astounding.
 
Has no one mentioned the gawd awful Steve Claridge?

Despise that twat with a passion...I remember him scoring a dodgy penalty when he played for Portsmouth late 90's (?), then we go ahead and sign him, quickly fade away as soon as he came!
 
I have finally whittled my strikers list down to three. It has been really really difficult. I am at work today so can I vote early please? If so please accept the following nominations

1. Tomasz Frankowski- the pole without a goal. 1.4 million on the back of an excellent scoring record at Krakow and internationally. For us he was Shite!
2. Leon Clarke- Yes Big Leon makes the cut as he was awful. Not once but twice! Yes we even spent money to buy him back. He makes the list for that insanity alone.
3. Steve Claridge- I loved him at Cambridge, I have fond memories of his clapped out Ford Cortina that had the interior look and cleanliness of a skip but he came here and had 5 awful games and left. Useless. Makes the list for his anti Wolves bias now too.

There are numerous honourable mentions for strikers. Sami Al Jaber , for playing in the asian cup with painkilling injections thereby ending any chance of him appearing again for us came close. Adam Le Fondre- a goal machine until he got to Molineux where he displayed the first touch of a baby Elephant most of the time.Grant Holt for being the size of a baby elephant with a significantly slower turn of pace. Again I forgive the 80's lot as they knew not what they did. I could easily have nominated 3 full teams in the worst team ever catagory and been able to argue a case for their inclusion. Sorry to vote early- but work calls and I dont want to miss this one!
 
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Dinning started well, got injured, then sulked after we signed Rae and Cameron and didn't try after that wanting out
 
Bloody hell we still on midfield?

Yep! But your striker list looks pretty definitive, though if maybe have Leon ahead of Frankowski (mainly because we knew Leon was shit and resigned him).
 
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