There ain't nothing more depressing then a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing
But there's one holiday I can't stand
It's ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it'll surely make a fool out of everyman
HA
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain't cock-eyed then it ain't quanza
Joy to the world and jack and coke
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
and I ain't never anything but broke
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are fucking infantile
I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change.
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA
So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
If I ain't cock-eyed then it ain't quanza
Joy to the world of getting stoned
and if i ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
I know its late, but I had to return to the PC once again to listen to this, its been on in my house almost non stop since I discovered it on Sat night. A guy called Mark Stewart from Manchester makes this incredibly atmospheric music under the moniker Claro Intelecto, seems he has just gotten his big break this year, as this song was recently featured on a Coldcut compilation and now he's popping up everywhere. He played Dublin in Sept but I wasn't even aware of him. Disappointing as Im sure it would have been a cool gig
I've started listening to The Smiths albums again in the car. I have a 30min drive to and from work so stuck the recent remastered boxset in there. Today is Strangeways Here We Come.
Varies between Ulco Bed (Candy Dulfer's lead guitar) and Tom Waits and Roger Waters and Bob Dylan and Sara McLachlan.
Built the kitchen to Pink Floyd so there was 6 weeks of uninterrupted music right there.
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