Johnny75
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Nice skis
Nice skis
Your time will come young man.Scenes last weekend when I tried showing Kenny the latest scores or something on my phone and he couldn't read it from the staggering distance of 20 inches.
I'm with you on this one....Your time will come young man.
I just can't read small text without the aid of some glass in front of my eyes these days. Pop it on the South Bank screen and I can read that fine from the North Bank...
It's a calendar reminder on my phone that will come up every 4 weeks....foreverBy the time I get to that stage, you pair won't remember me saying anything
Well, I know you'll be surprised at this but I think that was me and that other mad bastard Pavlos from Greece.Well tbf, that was about a very weird plan to set up a make believe pub and have made up conversations.
Jesus Dan!!It was several degrees weirder than that, including a made up barmaid who would you believe it, had large breasts.
No it wouldn't happen which really is the Internet's loss.
It could've been called Amy's Tavern or something similar.It was several degrees weirder than that, including a made up barmaid who would you believe it, had large breasts.
No it wouldn't happen which really is the Internet's loss.
Have thought about getting one just to gross my adult kids out , plus at my age the skin isn't going to loosen up enough to make it indistinct.Tattoos are the next on my list. Something about those needles seems less scary to me because the piercing action is… less obvious, I guess.
There was a lady getting one done when I was in for my ear and the whole gadget is quite intimidating, though.
Gilets make perfect sense - garments to keep your core warm and not lag parts of your body that don’t really need to be warmed up.They are just the strangest thing. Gloves that keep your fingers cold. And don’t even get me started on the gilet.
I mean, this coat I’ve got to keep me warm. Let’s chop the arms off. Fuck me, that’s a great idea.
What’s next? I know, these thick winter trousers that keep me toasty. Let’s just whip the legs off. Give the err, ‘shorts’ an exotic French name and get some football manager to rock a pair in his technical area. They’ll fly off the shelves.
I’ll give the club shop a ring this afternoon.
Congratulations! Has to be done...3 Months until I am a Grandad...time to start preparing for the brainwashing via the club shop.
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It seems we can actually say that with all seriousness on this forum now.Pipe down Grandad
to be fair he's got to be in his 50's by now ???It seems we can actually say that with all seriousness on this forum now.
Youngwolf will be telling us he’s a Grandad next.
Congrats - youv'e not had to wait as long as I did, but they are a joy.3 Months until I am a Grandad...time to start preparing for the brainwashing via the club shop.
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