Frank... will you give over with all this rubbish about 'darkest Lincolnshire'?
It's not dark at all. It has electricity like the rest of the country.
And when you describe a reasonably pastoral scene of walking along the almost boring, featureless, flat beach with no sand dunes at Mablethorpe then sitting outside a pub with supposedly no electricity having a couple of nice beers.... it's just sounds retarded!
I know you kind of refer to the country side in Lincolnshire as being a bit of a throw back in time, but please drop the 'Darkest' bit. It works once or twice but you've been doing it for years and.... well, you can do better than that.
It doesn't reflect well, when you then refer to it as 'bliss, sheer bliss'.
You in a bad mood or some at !!