I don’t know what goes through these peoples heads. I question whether they must even be the same species as me as it literally makes no sense.
Pros and cons of a pitch invasion, whatever, not for me but whatever. But once you realise no one else is going on, don’t you just give Afobe a hug and then make your way back to the stand. They’ll probably let you off then.
Instead, sprint around like an idiot (and the security literally making no effort to catch you), give it the big man to the the blues fans, continue to evade security who have made a slight effort to stop you now, then make your way back to the stands where you just get nabbed by the police. At which point in his mind did he think I’ve fucked up here? Or is he so moronic that it never occurred to him?