The Things You Are HAPPY About Thread.

[Tredman]

Genius

I'm doing this next time I walk to work.

 

[machin05]

Sounds like something Bob Mortimer would say/do.

 

[Tredman]

My hands were like ice blocks yesterday morning, I was even googling hand warmers on the train. And I like eggs.

 

[machin05]

 

[Tredman]

Nah, not warm enough.

 

[Tredman]

I've just rung up a department of the HMRC, got through straight away to a very nice and helpful guy and got my question answered straight away.

I'm in general actual shock.

 

[Paul]

No you didn't, stop trying to impress us :icon_biggrin:

 

[Hereford Wolf]

I am so pleased I am retiring in 8 weeks time. I wont have to put up with this type of nonsense that was sent to me today:-

Project management in our new digital era - the approach is moving from waterfall to agile.
Waterfall is top down. Agile brings in gate changes so there is time to reflect and be agile in decision-making.
How a project is delivered is not preordained. The key is to look at the end result then get there flexibly.

What a load of old bollocks!

 

[Tredman]

I am so pleased I am retiring in 8 weeks time. I wont have to put up with this type of nonsense that was sent to me today:-

Project management in our new digital era - the approach is moving from waterfall to agile.
Waterfall is top down. Agile brings in gate changes so there is time to reflect and be agile in decision-making.
How a project is delivered is not preordained. The key is to look at the end result then get there flexibly.

What a load of old bollocks!

We're now doing Agile Scrum apparently :uhoh2:

 

[Parkins left foot]

I am so pleased I am retiring in 8 weeks time. I wont have to put up with this type of nonsense that was sent to me today:-

Project management in our new digital era - the approach is moving from waterfall to agile.
Waterfall is top down. Agile brings in gate changes so there is time to reflect and be agile in decision-making.
How a project is delivered is not preordained. The key is to look at the end result then get there flexibly.

What a load of old bollocks!

I can certify that you will enjoy the time after leaving!!

 

[Keef]

So what are they changing about the gates,painting them,putting a code lock on or what?

 

[UKYankieWWFC]

I wouldn't say happy per se but, been in Texas for the last 3 days at Toyota. Rental car at the airport was a little Prius. Had to fill it up before I dropped it off for the princely sum of $1.08 and I've done quite a bit of driving too! Now I'll post on the annoyance thread about airport queues!

 

[Paul]

Now I'll post on the annoyance thread about airport queues!

There are several of us that would happily contribute to any 'airport of the damned' topic

 

[UKYankieWWFC]

There are several of us that would happily contribute to any 'airport of the damned' topic

Was sat quite away from the gate all minding my own business. 2 people almost at the same time sat within 2 seats of me and began to munch on overpriced airport snacks. ..
I had to get up and leave!

 

[leedswolf]

There are several of us that would happily contribute to any 'airport of the damned' topic

Too right. Where do I post?

 

[Pablowolf]

My Hotmail has been hacked. I'm happy because;

a, It just needed new passwords for everything.
b, The hackers emailed my contacts to tell them I know the 'EASY secret to a massive rock hard cock'.

The hackers obviously did their homework.

 

[Paul]

b, The hackers emailed my contacts to tell them I know the 'EASY secret to a massive rock hard cock'.

The hackers obviously did their homework.

Perhaps you could use it on that hot milf that only lives 5 minutes away and is begging for it

 

[Pablowolf]

I'm already half way through the hot singles in my area.

 

[Quirkafleeg]

Dave Gormans giraffe joke....

 

[Pablowolf]

What is the joke?