Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

[AndyWolves]

Is he related to George Dzyuba Bush?

Fool me once

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Dzyuba is a massive lug. Makes Mitrovic look like Thierry Henry. Not going to happen.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

A man who once injured himself putting on his shoes.

I quite like him if you don't just hoof the ball at him, which is all that oaf Allardyce used to do. But it's no good for 8 games a season.

Devils advocate. Would Carroll benefit from our fitness and coaching regime? Our injury record was outstanding last season and has been since they arrived. Carroll on the bench for 25 games is a better option than Traore or Costa for me.

 

[AndyWolves]

Devils advocate. Would Carroll benefit from our fitness and coaching regime? Our injury record was outstanding last season and has been since they arrived. Carroll on the bench for 25 games is a better option than Traore or Costa for me.

Polishing turds comes to mind

 

[Jinky]

Devils advocate. Would Carroll benefit from our fitness and coaching regime? Our injury record was outstanding last season and has been since they arrived. Carroll on the bench for 25 games is a better option than Traore or Costa for me.

Tell me you’re suggesting this for one reason and one reason only - to annoy Dan?

 

[Deleted Cyber]

Tell me you’re suggesting this for one reason and one reason only - to annoy Dan?

Far from it. Carroll would be excellent Raul back up, would cost fuck all, would relish a chance in Europe and may take a pay as you play deal. We are the best club who may be interested. OK he would want decent wages but that still seems a reasonable punt.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Pay as you play deals do not exist.

He can't stay fit. I'm sure Niall Quinn is still a pretty good footballer but I don't want him up front either.

 

[Premier Quality]

Nail Quinn’s disco pants are the best

 

[Deleted Cyber]

Pay as you play deals do not exist.

He can't stay fit. I'm sure Niall Quinn is still a pretty good footballer but I don't want him up front either.

https://www.inbrief.co.uk/football-law/pay-as-you-play/

Low salary plus appearance money is how they get around legalities. Shame as apart from fitness he ticks a lit of boxes. So you don't think our training regime would help him? Makes no difference and he is still made of glass?

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

He is utterly fucking broken. Plus we shop in a rather different market. Pass.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

As a tip, if WEST FUCKING HAM give up on a high earner "recovering" from injury, you don't need pay as you play, you need the green screens and a rifle.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Theoretically they exist. In practice no they do not.

He hasn't had a bona fide good season since he was at Newcastle. Not only does he break all the time, he gets forever to get properly up to speed when he gets back. West Ham fans fucking hate him and with good cause, he's totally unprofessional.

We have a fantastic medical staff on board. They aren't magicians.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

Theoretically they exist. In practice no they do not.

He hasn't had a bona fide good season since he was at Newcastle. Not only does he break all the time, he gets forever to get properly up to speed when he gets back. West Ham fans fucking hate him and with good cause, he's totally unprofessional.

We have a fantastic medical staff on board. They aren't magicians.

Fair enough.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

As a tip, if WEST FUCKIN:icon_lol:G HAM give up on a high earner "recovering" from injury, you don't need pay as you play, you need the green screens and a rifle.

 

[Pablowolf]

17 assists in 37 matches? He could do well in ВУЛВЕРХЭМПТОН.

 

[Keef]

Nail Quinn’s disco pants are the best

Excellent peel session from them,have to say the debut album was shockingly bad

 

[The Bear]

Carroll FFS. We wouldn't go near him with a bargepole.

And Dzubya is another carthorse like Dan says. Slower than milk turning.

 

[Newbridge Wolf]

I thought it was pretty well known that Carroll had other issues other than 'fitness' I wish him well in his own battles but I dont see us being/wish us to be responsible for him

 

[t3ch]

did we buy anyone yet ffs the windows been open for 15 days where is bale

 

[Tredman]

Opens tomorrow doesnt it?