As for those questioning Lopetegui:
- Sell Jota for a lowish fee and on rubbish terms
- Sell Doherty who is shit, but his replacement is nothing like the same kind of player and you don't account for that, plus he's stupidly expensive
- Sign Fabio for THIRTY FIVE MILLION POUNDS when we have one striker in the squad
- Sign no proper central midfielders for two entire years (we own three and often play three)
- Sack the best manager we've had in 40, arguably 60 years, because reasons
- Sell our goalkeeper and swap in someone who isn't even his second reserve for the national team
- Appoint some idiot who doesn't have a CV that would fill a page
- Operate on a more or less £0 net spend for years
- Keep on the idiot despite us being obviously dreadful
- Get rid of tons of experience for basically free, because they all think he's a cunt
- Sign a dreadful player that Mendes has kept trying to push our way for years, for an enormous fee. He is shit
- Sack him but that means putting a L2 manager in charge for a bit, in the PL
- We're now bottom of the league after 15 games, we can't score and we pretty much lose every time we go 1-0 down
Hi Julen, please sort all this out and make us a fantastic side immediately, you have one month to sign players, if you don't then questions will be asked x
Come on now.