The Transfer Thread 2023/24 - Everything Not Wolves

[b3h]

Confused now.

Liverpool were after Lavia. 3 bids turned down
Chelsea were after Caicedo. 3 bids turned down.
Liverpool turn to Caicedo instead of Lavia
Chelsea turn to Lavia instead of Caicedo
Liverpool have a bid accepted for Caicedo
Chelsea return to Caicedo to annoy Liverpool
Caicedo only wants Chelsea
Chelsea now close to signing Lavia

Only Fools scene where Boycie is telling Denzil about his new business. We're Denzil

 

[The Bear]

Would have been a reasonable signing for us back when we had €15m to splash on a single player.

 

[Kenny]

He had a great season but before that he hadn't done a thing had he in terms of scoring. So a big risk it was a one off season for him

(Will check after posting this to see if as usual i am wrong)

 

[Kenny]

Yeah he was uber shit until PAOK where he scored 14 over 2 seasons then his mad season for Boro

 

[Kenny]

Confused now.

Liverpool were after Lavia. 3 bids turned down
Chelsea were after Caicedo. 3 bids turned down.
Liverpool turn to Caicedo instead of Lavia
Chelsea turn to Lavia instead of Caicedo
Liverpool have a bid accepted for Caicedo
Chelsea return to Caicedo to annoy Liverpool
Caicedo only wants Chelsea
Chelsea now close to signing Lavia

Looks like Chelsea are attempting to buy them both.

Just the £160m required to do it.

 

[Templeton Peck]

Think it's a bad decision for him. What does a German title do for him? He'd have had his pick of clubs in the world next year.

It's a league title.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Looks like Chelsea are attempting to buy them both.

Just the £160m required to do it.

Hmmmm. Now where is that huge pot of Saudi money Boehly is clearly just looking after for them?

 

[WsWolf]

It's a league title.

It's not really an achievement though is it? They've won 10 of them in a row, they'll probably win the next 10 aswell because no one else can compete financially with Bayern.

 

[Templeton Peck]

It's not really an achievement though is it? They've won 10 of them in a row, they'll probably win the next 10 aswell because no one else can compete financially with Bayern.

He'll have actually won something of value. He won't win shit if he stays with Spurs. Man City only win things for the exact same reason as Bayern.

 

[YoungWolf]

He gets to play (and be a star) for one of the biggest clubs in the world who regularly win league titles and compete in the latter stages of the Champions League!

 

[Lycan]

Gus Hamer signing for Sheffield United. Really good signing for them.

 

[Lupo]

He'll have actually won something of value. He won't win shit if he stays with Spurs. Man City only win things for the exact same reason as Bayern.

Could actually win his first ever trophy as early as today if he's registered in time!

 

[WsWolf]

He'll have actually won something of value. He won't win shit if he stays with Spurs. Man City only win things for the exact same reason as Bayern.

For one year then he can go anywhere. Real, Barca, Man Utd. There's also the scoring record, if he's in Germany 4 years Haaland will break that by the time he's back.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Barca can’t afford to register players as it is. Real want Mbappe next summer.

 

[Templeton Peck]

For one year then he can go anywhere. Real, Barca, Man Utd. There's also the scoring record, if he's in Germany 4 years Haaland will break that by the time he's back.

The scoring record is a load of bollocks imo. He's better off winning trophies.

 

[WsWolf]

Barca can’t afford to register players as it is. Real want Mbappe next summer.

Mbappe is a winger though.

 

[Lupo]

Mbappe is a whinger though.

Fixed

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Mbappe is a winger though.

They are converting Vinicius Jr to a number 9 to accommodate the whinger of Paris.

 

[Kenny]

The scoring record is a load of bollocks imo. He's better off winning trophies.

Also it's just a football after 1992 record.

 

[Kenny]

Why are Chelsea still handing out 7 or 8 year contracts?