The Laughter Cemetery

[Paul]

I have just won the gold medal at the world weather forecasting championships.

I beat the raining champion...

I know it shouldn't but that did tickle me

 

[Langers]

Mama Mia: a shit Abba song or a Yorkshire lad telling his mother he's arrived?

 

[FrankMunro-371]

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey.

Stolen from Langers.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Some people say I am addicted to somersaults, but that is just how I roll.

 

[b3h]

What do you call an emo a cappella group? Self Harmony

 

[The Bear]

The Beatles are to release a book of recipes from their time spent in India.

The title.......

Paperback Raita

 

[FrankMunro-371]

A Chinese friend of mine died today aged just 25.

So Yung...

 

[BillyDee]

My wife asked me what I was planning for Easter.

I said same as Jesus, going out Friday and coming back Monday...

 

[The Bear]

"Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"

"Because your Mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter."

"Thanks Dad."

"No problem Alan"

 

[The Bear]

I got stung by a bee yesterday. £10 for a jar of honey!

 

[Langers]

"Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"

"Because your Mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter."

"Thanks Dad."

"No problem Alan"

:icon_lol:

 

[The Bear]

Why are there no TVs in Afghanistan?

Because of the telly ban.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Why are there no TVs in Afghanistan?

Because of the telly ban.

Brilliant. Your jokes are nearly as funny as mine...

 

[FrankMunro-371]

I went to see a psychic the other day, she said 'Whats your name'?

'I want my money back' I said.

Sent from my SM-G903F using Tapatalk

 

[Jolemai]

Experts believe Serena Williams will have a baby boy, as woman are from Venus.

 

[Dinowolf]

There will be a new PM in the General Election in June, as May will be gone.

 

[Premier Quality]

I was born with no eyelids so the doctors had to make eyelids for me with my foreskin...true story...I think I look fine but my girl friend said I look cockeyed...

 

[FrankMunro-371]

What did the buffalo say when his son left for school?

Bison.

 

[VanWolfie]

What did the buffalo say when his son left for school?

Bison.

This reminds me of the following:

How do you tell the difference between a bison and a buffalo? ........... You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!

 

[visage]

I've just had a leaflet pushed through the letterbox for the "Amnesiac sperm-donors party". I reckon they'll end up losing their deposit....