The Laughter Cemetery

[b3h]

Also lol'd @ Bison

 

[DewsburyWolf]

My mate just took part in the blindfold wanking competition, he`s no idea where he came

 

[Wolf Hunting]

My mate just took part in the blindfold wanking competition, he`s no idea where he came

Excellent!

Actually he probably came about 4" in front of his right foot.

 

[astoria67]

My Chinese neighbour said he has opened a crows shop, i said you mean a clothes shop, he says no a crows shop. Come in,have a Rook.

 

[The Bear]

My Chinese neighbour said he has opened a crows shop, i said you mean a clothes shop, he says no a crows shop. Come in,have a Rook.

:icon_lol:

Bravo. Casual racism always gets me!

 

[b3h]

Last one was good

 

[MM_DJD]

What do you call a red-haired Rasta?

A Ginger Dread Man

 

[PPB]

What do you call a red-haired Rasta?

A Ginger Dread Man

This one made me titter

 

[Jolemai]

Dappy was recently hospitalised after being kicked in the head by a horse.

Music industry leaders are considering giving the 'Outstanding Contribution to Music Award' to the horse.

 

[MM_DJD]

TAMPAX have announced that they are replacing the string with tinsel but this is only for the christmas period!

 

[b3h]

A man ate all his pickled onions at a restaurant and asked for more. "Sorry sir", said the waiter, "That's shallot"

 

[PPB]

A man ate all his pickled onions at a restaurant and asked for more. "Sorry sir", said the waiter, "That's shallot"

The Christmas Cracker jokes are early this year !!

 

[FrankMunro-371]

A man ate all his pickled onions at a restaurant and asked for more. "Sorry sir", said the waiter, "That's shallot"

Brilliant, I shall make a note of that cracker..

 

[b3h]

I presumed it was an old shit joke? My dad said it just when he called me about his home done pickled o's that will be ready for christmas, made me laugh, cheesy jokes normally do!

 

[b3h]

He tells it crap though

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Asked their thoughts on Britain's No1 diver announcing that he is gay, Manchester United have pledged to support Ashley Young during this difficult time

 

[Jabbawolf]

Asked their thoughts on Britain's No1 diver announcing that he is gay, Manchester United have pledged to support Ashley Young during this difficult time

Someone's hacked Frank's account - that was funny!

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

Someone's hacked Frank's account - that was funny!

Jeez frank you made me laugh out loud, ha ha ha ha

 

[Wolf Hunting]

My wife and I went to the Three Counties Agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, In capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go ask him if it was with the same cow.'

 

[MM_DJD]

Chinese takeaway: £12.95

Taking a cab home: £4.50

Getting home and realising that they forgot one of the boxes: Riceless