The Laughter Cemetery

[Jolemai]

I think everyone would! But I can't see it happening. I'd love to be proved wrong.

I am also of the opinion that he's struggled to overcome his injury - he wouldn't be anywhere near the squad on the form he showed last season - he was dreadful.

Someone we need to move on - I'd rather see Forde and Hammill (there's got to be a Star Wars joke in there somewhere) get a chance ahead of Hunt.

Go!

 

[FrankMunro-371]

My wife and children are leaving me because of my addiction to horse racing. They're at the gate and they are off.......

 

[Wolf Hunting]

My wife and children are leaving me because of my addiction to horse racing. They're at the gate and they are off.......

That's actually quite good Frank..

 

[Jolemai]

Did you hear about the new Olympic Breakfast on sale at Little Chef? It's one boiled egg and 4700 solders...

 

[James]

My wife and children are leaving me because of my addiction to horse racing. They're at the gate and they are off.......

Good one frank

 

[FrankMunro-371]

A blonde goes out for a run. She comes to a river and cannot see a bridge anywhere nearby. She spots another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoohoo doll!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You're already on the other side!"

 

[FrankMunro-371]

A topical joke to have you all in tears....

While walking through the Olympic village a reporter meets a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick and asks, “Are you a pole vaulter?” “No,” says the man, “I’m German. But how did you know my name is Walter?”

 

[Langers]

I think I was about 10 when I first heard that joke.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport?.......... Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

 

[Langers]

Oh my god. Please - no more.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

This one is very good...

Just got my tickets to the Olympic women’s beach volleyball final! Unfortunately, it’s Iran versus Saudi Arabia.

 

[Hamlet]

Ooh! Ooh! My turn!

:ursofunny::ursofunny::ursofunny::ursofunny::ursofunny::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[The Bear]

That doesn't even make sense, never mind a coherent joke.

 

[Penk Wolf]

Who started these three at it again?

 

[James]

Who started these three at it again?

I blame Frank

 

[Hamlet]

I blame Frank

Hey now, you're the one who brought pictures into it!

 

[James]

Hey now, you're the one who brought pictures into it!

but frank inspired me.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Who started these three at it again?

I felt it was only right with the London Olympics in full swing. No false modesty, I will gladly take all the plaudits.

 

[James]

Frank there with the Gold

 

[Langers]

No problem Frank - would you like a two week ban or a month?