The Incoming Transfers Everywhere Thread: Summer 2023

[sycophantia]

I'd have this version of Wood over this version of either of them. He's 31, doesn't have an injury history and is rusty rather than cooked imo. I wouldn't have paid £15m for him though

Obviously my last post was tongue-in-cheek, but Wood hasn't been much cop for a while. 3 years ago I'd have said yes to him. He's scored 2 goals all season (I realise limited minutes) in one of the form teams of the season.

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1617935101496823816

Would argue Hoever did the retiring bit not long after he joined us...

 

[Alan]

I hate that Bruno wasn't just being an incredible asshole when he threw Hoever under the bus that one time.

 

[NicholasG1973]

He could

Mike Small would have been better than Raul on Sunday.

 

[Dire Wolf]

Don't know about his goalkeeping ability, but I reckon he must be a good dancer cos I'm sure I heard that Bentley's rhythms ace...

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Mike Small would have been better than Raul on Sunday.

FFS you do love an exaggeration

 

[Tony Towner]

Don't know about his goalkeeping ability, but I reckon he must be a good dancer cos I'm sure I heard that Bentley's rhythms ace...

I love it

 

[SSB]

I reckon Costa will leave without ever scoring a goal for us.

I said that when he joined. Shame there were no odds available.

 

[HanDoJin]

Don't know about his goalkeeping ability, but I reckon he must be a good dancer cos I'm sure I heard that Bentley's rhythms ace...

#contemporary

 

[Dire Wolf]

#contemporary

Fuck sake, we've got people referencing a rugby player from nearly 60 years ago in this thread and this is the post you call dated?

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Does seem a touch harsh!

I should point out that Merv retired in 1976 so 60 years is a little exaggerated

 

[YoungWolf]

Winter Improvement Thread (aka Winter Squad Weakening Thread and TWF Suicide Watch)

Does make the January signing a farce though, how much money would've been wasted on a fee and wages when they could've picked him up as a free agent in the summer?

www.wolvesforum.co.uk

Can you not take nearly seven years to sign my hot tips please, Wolves. Thanks.

Those were the days. Lord Knows, Frank and Cyber. Ignore me suggesting we sign Petrov mind you, I really was desperate for a midfielder to play instead of Edwards!

 

[Alan]

Oh my god, not even off page 1 and my younger self has pulled the name Emmanuel Mayuka out of, uh, somewhere??

That really was a different time.

 

[Dire Wolf]

Does seem a touch harsh!

I should point out that Merv retired in 1976 so 60 years is a little exaggerated

Retired in 76? Let's call it a 15 year career that began in 1961.

QED...

 

[NicholasG1973]

Does seem a touch harsh!

I should point out that Merv retired in 1976 so 60 years is a little exaggerated

FFS they do love an exaggeration

 

[Keef]

I told them a million times…

 

[C.L.D]

It'd been rather nice having an active Jan window. Means in the summer they can focus on 2-3 key signings (GK, RB, FWD) without the whole squad needing upgrading or cover. Makes it all far less stressful. Oh wait, relegation, nevermind.

 

[Carrotdude]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618291538446151680

 

[YoungWolf]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618365641974587411

 

[The Bear]

Yayy. Hopefully they accept whatever improved offer we make now and we get it done by the end of the week to give him next week training with his new team-mates.