The Football News Thread 2023/24

[b3h]

I'm dynamite

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Talk of Origi to Fulham too.

 

[The Bear]

Talk of Origi to Fulham too.

They need another striker with Motrovic gone. Can't rely on Jimenez.

 

[Kenny]

Brighton get a strong group in the EL

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1698048169169330409

 

[Tony Towner]

There surely can't be a could has to be a will

 

[Kenny]

There surely can't be a could has to be a will

Probably worried Forest will write them a nasty whinging letter in response

 

[Jack Regan]

As its at the Bridge they'll likely get away with it as they can't issue the proper warnings to stop over the PA.

 

[Kenny]

After months of talks and bids up to $6bn it looks like Man Utd will not be sold

Great news for manufacturers of the green and yellow scarves.

 

[Johnny75]

After months of talks and bids up to $6bn it looks like Man Utd will not be sold

Great news for manufacturers of the green and yellow scarves.

Can Jim Ratcliffe be converted to a Wolves fan?

Asking for a sketchy Chinese guy.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Wouldn't think you'd welcome an avid Brexiteer. Especially one who's already made a pig's ear of owning another football club.

 

[Kenny]

Wouldn't think you'd welcome an avid Brexiteer. Especially one who's already made a pig's ear of owning another football club.

Qatar dude it is then

 

[Johnny75]

Wouldn't think you'd welcome an avid Brexiteer. Especially one who's already made a pig's ear of owning another football club.

Didn't know he was a Brexiteer? I thought he was in favour of a common trading bloc but not the regulations as his chemical plants aren't known for their compliance iirc (EP posted something recently)

Has he made a pigs ear of Nice? I thought they'd done ok.

His bike team have done very well and he likes his sailing team to win too.

He must be better than the Chinese Ashley's we have in charge now.

 

[Keef]

The ineos grenadier off roader he’s built, was done on a big show of guaranteed being 100% British, built in wales (welsh assembly gave him a huge wedge of money to help build the factory, he still hasn’t paid it back) with British engines, and cost £25k, ended up being built in France, with BMW engines and a price of around £60k, threatens court action to journalists/YouTubers who give it poor reviews

 

[Kenny]

At least GO takes 2nd place in the manager talking bollocks race today

https://twitter.com/x/status/1698406166231965941

 

[leedswolf]

Inter Messi FC notable match attendees;

 

[The Bear]

RATM wasn't a name I was expecting.

 

[Quirkafleeg]

Another Mandela effect hit me with this. Thought Magic Johnson died of Aids. He's very much alive.

 

[Tredman]

Another Mandela effect hit me with this. Thought Magic Johnson died of Aids. He's very much alive.

He’s HIV+

 

[Tony Towner]

Another Mandela effect hit me with this. Thought Magic Johnson died of Aids. He's very much alive.

He retired immediately because of being HIV+ in about 91 I think. On pretty much every advert going still in the US. Winning Time on Sky Atlantic is good fun, although only based very loosely factually on the Lakers in the 80s