told them I wasn’t paying as I hadn’t got a tv, got home from work one night they were there waiting, gave them the keys to the flat told em to have a really good look for a tv, 40 minutes later, they came out and said you haven’t got a tv.
3 weeks later they made a snap visit ( thinking I’d be watching tv) they came in mooched around, agreed I hadn’t got one, took me off the list for having one and said they wouldn’t visit again
Punchline to this should be I went and bought one the following day, but I didn’t