New - The things that really annoy you

[Keef]

We on about the grey ones everyone wears?
I’d call them trackies, but yea think the proper name is sweatpants? Beloved of every drug user everywhere, and always worn by people who smell of sweat and fags ( cigarettes for our American viewers) and have been holding the bus fare in their hands while it’s been down the front of said sweatpants, and expect you to take it off them, I used to let them put it in the tray, then say to someone else who needed change, take it out the tray, I wasn’t going anywhere near it tbh.

 

[Jack Regan]

The Premier League being back on Sky. Meaning I have to suffer those awful webuyanycar sponsor intros with Jamie Redknapp and Micah Richards.

 

[The Bear]

Sweatpants at home.
Jeans outdoors.
Always commando.

Job done.

 

[Jack Regan]

Sweatpants at home.
Jeans outdoors.
Always commando.

Job done.

Too much information.

 

[Alan]

Just enough if you ask me.

 

[Tony Towner]

Sweatpants at home.
Jeans outdoors.
Always commando.

Job done.

 

[Keef]

Aah, so that’s why we call him the bare, makes sense now.

 

[The Bear]

Aah, so that’s why we call him the bare, makes sense now.

It's to make it easier to shit in the woods.

 

[Del Woppio]

Commando with jeans? Dafuuuuqqq

 

[b3h]

The man likes brown sauce on his cornflakes, what do you expect?

 

[Lupo]

The man likes brown sauce on his cornflakes, what do you expect?

And ketchup on his snap, crackle and pop?

 

[Alan]

Something something mayonnaise something something his buns

 

[Templeton Peck]

People who talk too loudly to their kids in public in an attempt to draw attention to the fact they have children.

 

[Alan]

Top headline on NPR today: Time is fleeting!

Gee, thanks, NPR, I'm not cripplingly aware enough of that.

 

[Keef]

Madness takes its toll
But listen closer (not for very much longer, I’ve got to take control)
Let’s do the time warp again

Oh, We’re not doing rocky horror show songs are we?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Jack Monroe. Complete grifter and not a nice person, but what's more annoying is she's a shocking, shocking cook.

If poor people genuinely followed her awful recipes then they'd be throwing away the little money they have as it's inedible crap.

Suing Katie Hopkins into bankruptcy does not give you unlimited credit.

 

[Tredman]

Suing Katie Hopkins into bankruptcy does not give you unlimited credit.

I don’t know…

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I'm not sure it gives you free rein to create a Patreon which has literally zero return then plead poverty, just to name one of her sins.

Jeremy Clarkson punched Piers Morgan, he's still a Brillo haired cunt.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I mean compare these two:

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Hers is just appalling, why are you putting baked beans in, why the absolute fuck are you rinsing them FFS? The Ramsay one is cheap enough, you can swap out soured cream etc if you want.

 

[Boozad]

Fuck beans in a chilli.