I thought we had a thread called 'The Royals' as a collective for most things Royal, but as I can't see it I'll put this in here.
This fucking book by Harry...
What on earth was he fucking well thinking, or clearly, he wasn't and any advisors he might have had, had absconded to the pub when he wrote that much vilified passage about him losing his virginity. In a field. Behind a pub. With an older woman who liked horses.
So he rode her like a stallion and she smacked his arse....
I mean Jesus Christ! What on earth was he thinking?
Did he expect that passage to be read out to the nation on a breakfast tv show with people rolling off the sofa with unfettered mirth?
But the bit that makes me angry is where he describes William assaulting him by pushing him over and him falling on a doggy bowl and breaking his necklace, to then describe how he when flying a helicopter in Afghanistan killed 25 civilians.
To which the Taliban have responded acknowledging that he admits to 25 war crimes and have noted his statement.
Lets just hope they don't find a way to kill 25 of our civilians.
Our security forces must just love him.
And this is the little prick who wanted to be out of the public eye and 'let me have some peace and quiet'
The stupid, publicity, attention seeking cunt.