Coronavirus

[Tredman]

Two days into working from home and I’m bored shitless. Currently doing the fire safety training online course I’ve been putting off for months.

 

[GLASGOWOLF]

Have a Lodge Meeting tonight, we are Business as Usual, however I know a number of regional lodges in the US have now stopped "Hand Shakes". I have not heard anything from the english, scottish, or indeed Welsh Grand Lodge.
It cannot be far off though.

 

[SLA]

Once the Welsh Grand Lodge stop touching each other, we know the game is up for all of humanity.

 

[Pablowolf]

Boom!

The decision is made at our place. No unauthorised/unnecessary travel, work at home if you can, interviews over video conferencing, any sign of sniffles then self isolate. Loads of other stuff about waivers, but I'll read that from bed.

 

[Tredman]

Once the Welsh Grand Lodge stop touching each other, we know the game is up for all of humanity.

They can still show each other their nipples though?

 

[visage]

If they can still roll up their trouser legs I reckon we're out of the woods.

 

[Tony Towner]

As long as Glasgo wears his foil coat, he'll be fine

 

[visage]

Remember, 'It's a scary time trying to investigate every claim, every article to see what's bullshit and what's not.', but also, IT WAS DEFFO THE CHINESE.

 

[Stan Hullis]

No cases in Russia?

Hmm seems to me to be more likely that a Russian agent travelled to China to plant the virus and make it look like it was the Chinese.

They have the vaccine.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

If it was man made it would be a lot more virulent and we really would be living through he first 250 pages of the Stand. Absolute fucking bullshit. There would be no point in making a chemical agent with this low a mortality rate.

 

[machin05]

If it was man made it would be a lot more virulent and we really would be living through he first 250 pages of the Stand. Absolute fucking bullshit. There would be no point in making a chemical agent with this low a mortality rate.

Hmmm, I dunno. Subtle way of killing off the old and weak....

 

[The Bear]

If it was man made it would be a lot more virulent and we really would be living through he first 250 pages of the Stand. Absolute fucking bullshit. There would be no point in making a chemical agent with this low a mortality rate.

Talking of which...

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Not sure what to make of all this.
1st off I have no doubt it's Man made by probably China, to destabilise the markets, and in general destabalise the west.
I am not usually a conspiracy Theorist, usually dismissing them as not jobs.

Wow.

China's own economy has been absolutely fucked by this, so i have no idea how that works.

 

[b3h]

Why is City v Arsenal cancelled but not our game goes ahead? Or is that a "feck knows" one at the minute

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Why is City v Arsenal cancelled but not our game goes ahead? Or is that a "feck knows" one at the minute

Yep, it defies logic. Other than perhaps the PL being over zealous/correct, whilst UEFA have their head up their arses/are correct.

Delete as appropriate.

 

[machin05]

Did the decision deadline to postpone come before the Arsenal players were given the all clear?

 

[Kenny]

Did the decision deadline to postpone come before the Arsenal players were given the all clear?

Arsenal announced yesterday all their players had been tested since the Olympiakos game and were fine (presume they were tested as precaution rather than they saw the owner and thought he looks rough as..)

 

[SLA]

Me: If you have any cold or flu symptoms - coughing, sneezing etc, maybe best if you work from home for a bit...

3 staff: Yeah, I've had a cough/cold for a few days, but I don't feel too bad so I think I'm OK to be here.

All with a postgraduate education.

 

[Carrotdude]

This advice is all well and good but being a zookeeper makes it a bit tricky to work from home! No one here can afford to live on £90 a week either so I can’t see anyone staying off if they feel ill.

 

[jdrodrigues]

Me: If you have any cold or flu symptoms - coughing, sneezing etc, maybe best if you work from home for a bit...

3 staff: Yeah, I've had a cough/cold for a few days, but I don't feel too bad so I think I'm OK to be here.

All with a postgraduate education.

Well, to be fair, if it's sneezing and sore throat, chances are it is not CoronaVirus as those are not usual symptons. Silver lining!