Well, that was fookin shite. I seem to be saying this a lot recently but that first 45 minutes was as bad as I've seen Wolves play. It's night and day between the team that finished last season so strongly and this one. They're completely devoid of pace, strength, confidence and creativity. There's nothing special about this team at all. We did get more of the play in the second half but that was more to do with a shocking Bolton team searching for their first win backing off and giving us space to play in front of them. Even then, Bolton had the two best chances of the second half on the break and in the end 2-1 flattered us.
Martinez - 7 MOTM - People keep saying 'pick a keeper and stick with him'. If we're going to do that it's got to be Martinez, he's miles better than Ikeme. Didn't do much wrong today, couldn't have done much with the goals but I don't think he rolled the ball out short once.
Doherty - 5.5 - Utterly devoid of technical ability but at least he didn't make a complete arse of himself. There were a few counter attacks down our right hand side which Doherty was involved in and was probably our best defender on the day, even though he didn't actually do much defending. Backed off Silva every time he had the ball.
EEL - 3 - He's not good enough, it's simple as that. At least with Hause you can see the potential for improvement but EEL just looks out of his depth. He's an absolute mountain so when Bolton hoofed the ball forward he was in his element, when they mixed it up and came at us a different way he was beaten all ends up. When he's not battling for a high ball with a big lump of a striker he looks like a league 1 player, his touch and distribution was just laughable at times. I've no idea how anyone can look at him and say he's ready to take over from Stearman. The penalty... Don't get me started...
Hause - 5 - He wasn't a complete disaster, although there were a few shaky moments. Lacked his usual composure bringing the ball out from the back but I'm willing to forgive him that today as there wasn't much movement in front of him.
Golbourne - 2 - Rancid. What's the use of a defender who's scared of contact? We might as well have played van La Parra at left back, he'd have got stuck in a bit more. Going forward his passing was hesitant and when we broke down the right hand side and needed to switch the ball he was inevitably 20 yards behind the play. In the build up to one of the QPR goals he went in for a 'tackle', ended up on his arse with the ball stuck underneath him and then tried to scoop the ball away like Willie Carr's paraplegic cousin. That happened twice today. Rowe, Hause, Iorfa, Doherty, Deslandes, anybody but Golbourne next week.
Henry - 2 - Nothing worked. Slow, dawdled on the ball, over hit crosses and when he got in positions to shoot he either scuffed it or cannoned it straight into the nearest defender. Got in a bizarre scuffle with Wellington Silva who ran him ragged down the right hand side. His corners were abysmal. Slow, lofted chips to the back post. When was the last time we scored from one of them? Must've been before I was born.
Coady - 5 - Didn't do anything wrong but doesn't have the ability to make something happen when there's such a dearth of creativity all around him. When we started to try and control the game in the second half he was key.
Edwards - 2 - He gets one point for turning up and another for making the Bolton keeper hurry up when he started to waste time at the end. I'm not buying this 'he was tired from the internationals' shite, his performance today was down to a lack of ability, not fitness. Every time he got the ball it went straight to a Bolton player, every time we tried to break he slowed it down and every time he had a chance to shoot he scuffed it. I'm counting that chance he shanked into the side netting an open goal, that makes 3 I've seen him miss so far this season. Did have one shot from range but it went nowhere near.
Wallace - 4 - He at least tried to be a little bit adventurous but looked well off the pace for me. Very lightweight, dawdled in possession and scuffed two half chances wide. the last one he did a Dave Edwards spectacular, falling over as he shot with no defenders around him. The sub should've come sooner.
Afobe - 6 - The one player on the pitch with a bit of quality and took his pen well. His body language is shocking though. I know it's not his fault when everybody around him is falling apart but he looked like a petulant child at times. When we get the ball into his feet he makes things happen, please don't hoof the ball to him though.
ALF - 6 - Worked hard and got into dangerous positions, he can't do the job we're asking of him though. A fox in the box but nothing more. I've got to be honest I thought the penalty was very soft (haven't seen a replay) but he had a stonewall pen turned down 5 minutes later when he was pushed in the back so maybe evened itself out.
Ojo - 5 - Decent delivery and we were crying out for some pace when he came on but he just looks so timid when he's taking on players.