NQT about 15 years younger than me asked me out on a date today. Hilarity. I politely rejected her once I'd got back up off the floor. Posting it on here is the only way I can get any kind of joy out of it.
The joy she got out of it was winning the tenner that I staked with her.
Not Quite Truthful?
Just played fickle for 60 points on word against the Missus, heh, heh.