The Laughter Cemetery

[The Bear]

I had a mate who was a polish sound technician

I also had a czech one too.

 

[BillyDee]

I went to the pub the other day dressed as a tennis ball.
I got served straight away...

 

[The Bear]

People ask me how I smuggle chocolate into the cinema.

I have a few twixup my sleeve.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

My wife told me her sat nav was faulty, and she needed a new one, which would cost £200.

I told her to get lost...

 

[FrankMunro-371]

I wish banks would do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled.

This is the fourth one I've been to that said "Insufficient Funds."

 

[BillyDee]

I once dated a girl with eczema.
She had cracking tits.

 

[PPB]

I once dated a girl with eczema.
She had cracking tits.

:icon_lol:

 

[playtheace]

I once dated a girl with eczema.
She had cracking tits.

Spits out drink and chokes :icon_biggrin:

 

[visage]

Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris & Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland.
Barman says “not yew tree again”

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

The only one to which I laughed as well. Easily the winner [emoji23]

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Me too, made me laugh out loud and then had to explain it in Greek, difficult but I learned the word for land mines ha ha ha , thinks turkey and erdogan and orders another cypro!

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

I once dated a girl with eczema.
She had cracking tits.

Spitting cypro as I type ha ha ha

 

[visage]

The Magnificent Seven appeared in a series of adverts for an aftershave.

It was filmed at Liverpool's Anfield football ground.

Only six of them took part, because Yul never wore cologne.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

The Magnificent Seven appeared in a series of adverts for an aftershave.

It was filmed at Liverpool's Anfield football ground.

Only six of them took part, because Yul never wore cologne.

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

Magnificent. One of the finest of the many rib ticklers on this thread...

 

[PPB]

The Magnificent Seven appeared in a series of adverts for an aftershave.

It was filmed at Liverpool's Anfield football ground.

Only six of them took part, because Yul never wore cologne.

:clap:

That even beat the cracked tits one!

 

[BillyDee]

I used to have a belt made of watches, but I ended up getting rid of it.
It was just a waist of time...

 

[The Bear]

My girlfriend asked me to list all the women I'd ever slept with.

In hindsight I probably should have stopped when I got to her.

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Which Spice Girl can hold the most petrol?

Geri can.

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

:clap:

That even beat the cracked tits one!

No it didn't I am still laughing at that one.

 

[The Bear]

Apparently the Spanish name for Chesney Hawkes is Juan Anonlli

 

[PPB]

Apparently the Spanish name for Chesney Hawkes is Juan Anonlli

:icon_lol:

What's happened to this thread, the last few have been worth a chuckle.

 

[The Bear]

Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar... Demerara