The Laughter Cemetery

[Hereford Wolf]

Why don’t people tell good steak jokes anymore?

It’s a rare medium well done

 

[northfield wolf]

When i was in the Boy Scouts, i told my Dad i was going away for the weekend with an easy guide. He thought i meant a map.

 

[The Bear]

So, I took this girl from Liverpool out to a vegetarian restaurant.

I said, “Do you like avocado?”

She said, “No, I ain’t even passed me driving test yet”.

 

[Hereford Wolf]

I used to find random scrabble pieces around town. I had to stop searching for them though.
My shrink said if I kept up the obsession it could spell disaster.

 

[BillyDee]

I was watching an Australian cooking show. The chef made a meringue and the audience all clapped which surprised me because I thought they would boo meringues...

 

[Dennisons Wrong Foot]

 

[Johnny75]

That doesn't make sense unless you use the silly American way of pronouncing it.

 

[Dennisons Wrong Foot]

Seems I was a silly Brit before becoming a silly American:

how to pronounce van gogh - Suchen Videos

www.bing.com

 

[Pablowolf]

Accelerator was Van Gogh's middle name.

 

[sycophantia]

Glad someone has explained.....couldn't work out why van accelerator or van throttle was funny

 

[Hereford Wolf]

We can’t do any more jokes about the Suez Canal thing?
Well, I guess that ship has sailed.

 

[Derby Wolf]

What do you call an anti-vaxxer housekeeper?

Mrs DoubtPfizer

 

[AndyWolves]

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

 

[Dennisons Wrong Foot]

Describe yourself in three words.

Lazy.

 

[Paul]

Describe your qualities in three words

Efficient

 

[wanderer89]

What’s the best kids water slide?

Your girlfriends throat.

 

[BillyDee]

People think it's strange that I still live with my mum, but I don't. I mean, it's only eight years she's been dead...

 

[Dennisons Wrong Foot]

Why don't anarchists drink good tea?

Property is theft.

 

[Hereford Wolf]

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

 

[Hereford Wolf]

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals.
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