The Incoming Transfers Everywhere Thread: Summer 2023

[WsWolf]

Is he any good?

Not seen loads of him, looked handy when I have. Proper number 9.

 

[prawnking]

Never heard of him but now I've watched a couple of videos I think he'd be ideal

Looks like a player on the rise. Only 5'10" though?

 

[The Bion]

Cue 'Can we have Vitinha? We have Vitinha at home' memes

 

[Mel Evo]

Never heard of him but now I've watched a couple of videos I think he'd be ideal

Looks like a player on the rise. Only 5'10" though?

Let’s hope he’s still rising then.

 

[Jinky]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1619038303562661888

 

[Alan]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1619038303562661888

Uh.

Am I the only one who thinks this is embarrassingly hollow?

"I'm so impressed that you were too honorable to go along with the way I tried to hijack your transfer!"

Fuck outta here.

 

[Tony Towner]

What do you expect? He's a Yank

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Lyon didn't do anything wrong tbh

 

[Kenny]

Lyon didn't do anything wrong tbh

No different to what Spurs did this week and happens a lot in football.

Obviously the player they signed thought fuck Everton.

 

[Alan]

What do you expect? He's a Yank

Fair.

 

[Johnny75]

Uh.

Am I the only one who thinks this is embarrassingly hollow?

"I'm so impressed that you were too honorable to go along with the way I tried to hijack your transfer!"

Fuck outta here.

Almost a humblebrag

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

I knew there would be airport footage of him somewhere

https://twitter.com/x/status/1619488877626163201

 

[Alan]

He has a certain childlike energy to him that's very endearing.

Maybe it helps that I don't understand a lick of Brazilian Portuguese.

 

[Lupo]

Romano saying that Forest are in advanced talks to sign Felipe

 

[Lupo]

Romano saying that Forest are in advanced talks to sign Felipe

And set to sign Jonjo Shelvey too according to Percy plus 'a number of other new signings' before Tuesday

 

[Kenny]

PL raising squad numbers to 50?

 

[prawnking]

And set to sign Jonjo Shelvey too according to Percy plus 'a number of other new signings' before Tuesday

Hope they all bomb

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I think I'd win in a race round Bantock Park with Jonjo Shelvey. Just by default as he wouldn't last, his basic fitness is a joke. Plus he's a racist.

We were never going to sign both Dawson and Felipe.

 

[Tony Towner]

They are selling the other Hwang we were supposedly interested in to Chicago. Not sure if ever set foot in Nottingham

 

[Keef]

I think I'd win in a race round Bantock Park with Jonjo Shelvey. Just by default as he wouldn't last, his basic fitness is a joke. Plus he's a racist.

We were never going to sign both Dawson and Felipe.

Really really dull fact here, he’s married to daisy who was in S Club juniors, same group that gave us Wayne Bridges wife as well.
Dunno if they’re before your time, or whether you were target audience