The Football News Thread 2016/17 - everything not Wolves

[Lycan]

The pies are probably the bit about my whole excursion to Wolverhampton that I'm most nervous about...

Wait till you find out about the scratchins

Kenny once dropped a pie IIRC.

:shake:

A sad day.

 

[Alan]

Wait till you find out about the scratchins



:shake:

A sad day.

Scratchins?

 

[Lycan]

Scratchins?

Pork rind basically. If you're lucky you get a piece with hair still on.

 

[Paul]

I can see an emergency food parcel being sent to Alan

 

[Alan]

Pork rind basically. If you're lucky you get a piece with hair still on.

Ah. I'm a vegetarian (well, pescatarian) so I'll probably just watch you eat it with a slightly aghast look on my face.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Nowt wrong with a bit of inflated pig skin.

OM NOM NOM

 

[darlowolf64]

Besides Alan, you can sit down at half time for 15 minutes

 

[Lycan]

Besides Alan, you can sit down at half time for 15 minutes

No you fucking can't! South Bank scrum for a quick pint of warm flat Banks's.

 

[Kenny]

Kenny once dropped a pie IIRC.

2 pie incidents.

1 at Gillingham with their epic huge pies I was trying to dig out a piece of steak.....the plastic fork couldn't cope and sent the steak piece in the air and down the back of the person in front of me....looked nice on their white coat. I then push the remaining pie under my seat forgetting the temp stand structure, so that fell on to whoever was walking around in the concourse area.

2nd one was when we scored a glorious free kick v Millwall in the cup after a few mins. Cue celebrations and pie of the pie hitting my hand. It was so hot it blistered my skin.

 

[darlowolf64]

Aberdeen, Gap Connah's Quay, Cliftonville and Cork City all through to the UEFA Europa League Qualifying Second Round...

Exits for Linfield, Glenavon, Llandudno and Bala Town

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Bala Town out. Kenny will be inconsolable...

 

[Kenny]

Bala Town out. Kenny will be inconsolable...

They got a bastard of a game though. Great for them to experience playing in a 50k stadium in Sweden last week though. Also the £100k+ from qualifying will do them nicely.

 

[Langers]

Erm... what???!

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...e-wesley-sneijder-163196m-for-11-yellow-cards

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Owen Oyston decided to meet with Blackpool fans today...fair to say it was on a par with Partridge meeting Peter Baxendale-Thomas.

https://twitter.com/WillWatt

The videos are superb :icon_lol:

 

[Kenny]

Owen Oyston decided to meet with Blackpool fans today...fair to say it was on a par with Partridge meeting Peter Baxendale-Thomas.

https://twitter.com/WillWatt

The videos are superb :icon_lol:

from that timeline

Blackpool captain Colin Doyle is the subject of a £1 bid from a League One side triggering a clause in his contract

Who the fuck puts a £1 buyout clause in a contract??

 

[Kenny]

Bizarrely some players from Stranraer FC have joined the meeting,

As you do. Cinema must be closed

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Probably caught a glimpse of Oyston's outfit and assumed there was a new Willy Wonka film out.

 

[Alan]

Erm... what???!

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...e-wesley-sneijder-163196m-for-11-yellow-cards

Bit extreme but I like the principle.

 

[NoodleWolf]

https://www.fcbarcelona.com/football/first-team/news/2016-2017/-weareallleomessi-show-your-support

:icon_lol:

Yes, quite. When I saw this linked on reddit I was expecting something a la Daily Mash or the Onion. But... nope, they are serious. So many things wrong with this I don't even know where to begin!

 

[Boozad]

2 pie incidents.

1 at Gillingham with their epic huge pies I was trying to dig out a piece of steak.....the plastic fork couldn't cope and sent the steak piece in the air and down the back of the person in front of me....looked nice on their white coat. I then push the remaining pie under my seat forgetting the temp stand structure, so that fell on to whoever was walking around in the concourse area.

2nd one was when we scored a glorious free kick v Millwall in the cup after a few mins. Cue celebrations and pie of the pie hitting my hand. It was so hot it blistered my skin.

Sheffield United away '99, I was yamming a red hot pie and leaned forward to stop some molten gravy dripping on my top and the bloke in front of me stood up to go for a piss and smashed it straight in my face. That burned like fucking hell. My mate inadvertently got him back when Osborne scored by accidentally punching him in the back of the head when he jumped up to celebrate. Great day.