The Euro 2024 Thread

[Stan Hullis]

This was in a reform Facebook group I'm in (I join, troll until I'm booted, then find another one.

I didn't know whether to put this in the funny pictures/euros/ukip watch thread.
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Disappointed there is no Queen.

Would probably boot out the Scottish McCann if I’m honest.

 

[Alan]

No concussion subs at this tournament seems wildly ass-backward in 2024.

 

[Sniffer]

To be replaced by the Scouse McCann?

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

Kante is just phenominal, and the ref has applied for a french passport at half time.

 

[Alan]

Broken nose for Mbappe looks like. Hope that doesn't keep him out long.

Edit: all getting a bit silly now as he's walked back on and immediately sat down.

 

[Del Woppio]

cunt should be booked for that nonsense

 

[Del Woppio]

Oh you're ahead of us Al! I was moaning about that little slap he was down for. Yeah bet that's hurt

 

[EpsomWolf]

You have to say that's magnificent.

Barry Davies.

Instinctively thought “Brolin Dahlin Brolin” but thinking about it it was the ‘Hand of God’.

Good old Baz.

 

[Alan]

cunt should be booked for that nonsense

Should be a fine for the medical staff as well IMO.

Oop, just seen I'm ahead by a bit! Definitely no faking but the shitehousing from him and the doctors was beyond the pale.

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

And rightly got booked!
i have really loved watching griezmann for years, but that was easily his worst performance.

 

[Squeak]

No concussion subs at this tournament seems wildly ass-backward in 2024.

I dunno... you can pretty much replace half the team these days and have a lot bigger choice of who to bring on.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

France have got away with this, total shit.

 

[Alan]

You'd still have a really hard time overstating just how good Kante is, huh? Feels like he can plug 3 gaps at once.

 

[Jack Regan]

Austria zero attacking threat up top unfortunately, otherwise they could have got something from this.

 

[Sniffer]

Barry Davies.

Instinctively thought “Brolin Dahlin Brolin” but thinking about it it was the ‘Hand of God’.

Good old Baz.

Wrong thread but Davies came out with some absolute classic lines which were off the cuff unlike the scripted shite used today and in yesteryears by Motson.

 

[Alan]

Olivier already in MLS form!

 

[EpsomWolf]

France have got away with this, total shit.

There’d be something extremely satisfying about us knocking them out.

 

[Johnny75]

Cracking game

 

[Templeton Peck]

Fucking dreadful from the French.

 

[Sniffer]

Cracking game

Yeah, enjoyed the chaos and frantic nature of it.