It's not really a 3-0 game. They weren't three goals better than us. But that's where we are, we don't do enough right at either end of the pitch and that's why we're going to be in a relegation battle past Easter. Buckle up, it might be a rough ride.
Sa: Two excellent saves in the first half and no chance with any of the goals.
Doherty: It's 33 year old Matt Doherty at centre half in the Premier League in 2025. How good do you think it's going to be. He had a couple of good games over Christmas but this isn't the answer to anything.
Bueno: Fucking garbage, an atrocious centre half. Cannot stand him.
Agbadou: Fair to say he is rough around the edges on the ball. Alarmingly so at times for someone who turns 28 not long after the season finishes, he isn't a raw kid. He does at least look like he can defend though which puts him at Michael Schumacher 2001 levels of being ahead of the rest of the field.
R Gomes: Should have had an assist with some smart play. Otherwise struggled to get into the game and wasn't comfortable against Gordon.
Ait-Nouri: Opened up a couple of times early on and didn't offer anything going forwards today.
André/J Gomes: Both far too good to be playing in a team that's 17th in the league. That's a quality Newcastle central midfield and they more than held their own.
Guedes: Shit, shit, shit player, worse attitude. Fucking hate him.
Hwang: A complete competition winner of a display, if it were some no-mark celebrity in Soccer Aid you'd say he was out of his depth even given those zero expectations. Appalling.
Strand Larsen: The problem with being predominantly a penalty box striker and not much else (and that's where we are, because he frequently goes 20+ minutes while contributing nothing to general play) is that if you miss those penalty box chances, it looks bad. That's two games in a row and at pivotal moments too. It's not unlucky today, it's a bad miss.
Subs: Cunha obviously injected some quality, the rest were too late to make any difference whatsoever.
I like Vitor, had he been here since August then this kind of result wouldn't really be a problem because we'd likely have a buffer in place and you just write it off. Sadly though we can't write anything off.
Get to work in the market please, we don't have enough here.