New - The things that really annoy you

[The Bear]

Sweeter than mayo I mean. It has vinegar but doesn't taste of it dominantly like regular brown sauce does.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Salad Cream is utterly fucking vile. Absolutely disgusting.

 

[Del Woppio]

Salad cream on crumpets is the absolute mutt's nuts.

 

[Templeton Peck]

HP Fruity is the greatest sauce ever made.

 

[Jabbawolf]

Looping in Chippy Sauce from beyond The Wall…

 

[Alan]

HP Fruity is the greatest sauce ever made.

North Carolina's own recipe says hi:

Apple cider vinegar, water, brown sugar, kosher salt, black pepper and red pepper flakes. Fucking killer.

 

[lemonjelly]

Why, when I ever book a train ticket & I always request a seat facing direction of travel do I always end up with a seat facing the opposite direction?

 

[Tredman]

They just like fucking with you - probably got you on CCTV laughing at you knowing you'll never complain.

 

[Jabbawolf]

Why, when I ever book a train ticket & I always request a seat facing direction of travel do I always end up with a seat facing the opposite direction?

You sure you got on the right train?

 

[Kenny]

Force of habit and sat in someone else's seat?

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Why, when I ever book a train ticket & I always request a seat facing direction of travel do I always end up with a seat facing the opposite direction?

It's a nonsense concept, plenty of stations where trains exit via the same route they entered so it's impossible for some journeys to maintain the same orientation.

 

[leedswolf]

So Wolf Hunting meant the 1850's

Ah, my bad.

 

[sycophantia]

Why, when I ever book a train ticket & I always request a seat facing direction of travel do I always end up with a seat facing the opposite direction?

One of them push me pull man trains?

 

[Boozad]

Salad cream on crumpets is the absolute mutt's nuts.

 

[Boozad]

I'm with T Dan, Salad cream has its place - its great on a cheese sandwich for example.

Pork pie with salad cream, get in my face.

 

[Tredman]

Pork pie with salad cream, get in my face.

See the gif you posted above.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Pork pie with salad cream, get in my face.

 

[Boozad]

The rhyming gave me a tingling in my cockleshell bay.

 

[The Bear]

Pork pie with salad cream, get in my face.

Now you're talking.

 

[North Shropshire Lad]

Pork pie with salad cream, get in my face.

With mustard and a pint of Bathams, in the Swan, is the best way I’ve ever eaten pork pie