New - The things that really annoy you

[Kenny]

I can prove my innocence as I have no friends

 

[Alan]

Mowing the grass yesterday, apparently ran over a yellow jacket wasp nest
Took 4 stings to 1 ankle at least 2 on the other and I feel like I been kicked in my ankle by Semedo!

Those fuckers are the worst. Them and fire ants.

 

[leedswolf]

I can prove my innocence as I have no friends

You're also not (huge assumption, I know) a woman...

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

You're also not (huge assumption, I know) a woman...

But dudn't i read once that he has man boobs?

 

[Kenny]

Living semi rural has its downside.

The Mother in Law lives with us and this morning she came out of her room all confused, speech slurred and her left arm heavy....it very much looked like she was having a stroke!

Ambulance called.........55 mins later ambulance arrived. Luckily (if that is the right word!) it was a mini stroke and now packed off to hospital for a few checks but should be ok.

2 years ago they got rid of the Ambulance station in MD (saving that money my friends) and now if you need one around here, better hope there is one close by or else they are driving from anywhere in North Shropshire.

 

[leedswolf]

Sorry to see that mate. Hope she's ok.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

55 minutes is pretty quick these days. Cheers Tories.

 

[lemonjelly]

Hope she is ok mate. I live 3 miles away from a main hospital in brum, and can see the hospital from one window. I doubt an ambulance would get here for me in 55 mins tbh.

 

[Keef]

55 mins is outstanding, 13hrs wait for one when my mom broke her hip!

 

[Kenny]

55 mins is outstanding, 13hrs wait for one when my mom broke her hip!

Fookin hell!! You live at the top of Ben Nevis or something?

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

My wife's 80 year old stepdad fell and badly broke his leg at the end of last year. He was losing quite a lot of blood and the ambulance still took several hours to arrive (they live in Birmingham).

 

[Kenny]

I'm moving my initial comment to the happy thread then (the ambulance time bit of course, not the stroke)

 

[Keef]

Fookin hell!! You live at the top of Ben Nevis or something?

Wednesfield, was no ambulances available when we rang, had a four hour wait in the ambulance at the hospital when we got there, no space in A&E and nobody free to check her over.
Ambulance crew were brilliant and happy we hadn’t kicked off at them over the wait, it’s not their fault the Tory’s are cunts.

 

[Alan]

This may be a silly question, but I assume NHS covers ambulance fees over there?

 

[Kenny]

happy we hadn’t kicked off

Hard to do with a broken hip

 

[Kenny]

This may be a silly question, but I assume NHS covers ambulance fees over there?

Yep

 

[lemonjelly]

self centred ignorant people who walk round whilst focussed solely on their phones, not paying any attention to the world around them, and then glare at you because they stumble into your path or similar cos they're not paying any attention to where the fuck they're going or what is around them.

 

[Kenny]

Really hope you walked into someone whilst angrily posting that on a walk...

 

[Lupo]

self centred ignorant people who walk round whilst focussed solely on their phones, not paying any attention to the world around them, and then glare at you because they stumble into your path or similar cos they're not paying any attention to where the fuck they're going or what is around them.

The amount of times I see some phone zombie strolling nonchalantly across roads and junctions without even looking to see if there are any cars coming because they're so engrossed with their phones, infuriating

 

[Jack Regan]

Doing my third consecutive office day today so... People who have their system sounds on (Ping, Ping fucking Ping!). People with zero volume control on a call or in a meeting (I shouldn't be able to hear you from 20 feet away, especially when I have my earphones in). And my perennial favourite Murder she wrote typists, you're using a soft touch keyboard you don't need to come down on it from three feet in the air.