New - The things that really annoy you

[Tredman]

Are nothing like pizza

 

[Alan]

@Deutsch Wolf Harris Teeter was plum sold out of HP. Had a space for it, tho, labeled “HP Brown Sauce” and everything.

No space for HP Fruity.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

What can I say, my influence spreads far and wide, as I have learned this week.

 

[BillyDee]

Public toilets with motion sensor activated lights that turn off when you're half way through taking a shit.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Public toilets with motion sensor activated lights that turn off when you're half way through taking a shit.

Ha, the maintenance guy/installer will have set that at a short time on purpose.

 

[Alan]

Public toilets with motion sensor activated lights that turn off when you're half way through taking a shit.

This reminds me of something I've always been curious about.

What are y'all's public restrooms like? As in, do you actually have privacy?

 

[BillyDee]

Urinals or a trough for having a piss. Cubicles with thrones for taking a dump/having a piss if you're shy. Sink or sinks to wash your hands in the same area as the urinals.
Occasionally you'll find places with a cubicle that also has a sink in it.

 

[BillyDee]

Some weirdos will try to talk to you when you're having a piss at a urinal...

 

[Boozad]

Some weirdos will try to talk to you when you're having a piss at a urinal...

Better than trying to talk to you while you’re curling one off.

 

[Alan]

Not that different, sounds like.

I hate that our little cubicles have open air at the top and bottom... "Nice Jordans, how's the dump going btw?"

 

[Keef]

We do have cubicles with gap free doors that go nearly to the floor as well.

 

[Keef]

Some weirdos will try to talk to you when you're having a piss at a urinal...

 

[machin05]

2017 wants its joke back

 

[BillyDee]

Places with gaps at the bottom & top of doors are usually places where they need to be able to check how many people are occupying a single cubicle...

 

[Doctor Doog]

We do have cubicles with gap free doors that go nearly to the floor as well.

My experience of transatlantic crapping is that the gaps at the top and bottom in the US are way bigger.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Places with gaps at the bottom & top of doors are usually places where they need to be able to check how many people are occupying a single cubicle...

Correct.

 

[Boozad]

My experience of transatlantic crapping are that the gaps at the top and bottom in the US are way bigger.

The gaps down the sides of the doors in the shitters at Atlanta airport render the doors virtually useless.

 

[Alan]

2017 wants its joke back

If us veggies can't laugh at ourselves...

 

[Alan]

The gaps down the sides of the doors in the shitters at Atlanta airport render the doors virtually useless.

This is pretty much the American standard, although I'd hate to see what state those are in given that airport is a Delta hub (and therefore quite busy).

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Cubicles with thrones for taking a dump/having a piss if you're shy.

Or as has been the case on matchdays around the country since around 2018, wankers fairly openly taking coke to make them even bigger wankers.