You are taking things waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to seriously here.
Calling someone a keyboard warrior whilst attempting to show how manly and big you are just makes you....wait for it...A KEYBOARD WARRIOR. If you react to half arsed comments online then i can only presume you are always in bar fights or your mates just decide shit bantz are not the in thing with you. How about, if someone disagrees with you and its quite clear the chat is going nowhere, you move on on to something better to do rather than doing the cyber verision of "hold me back lads...hold me back"
Somewhere on here is your point which has a decent basis of reasoning but its been lost because 1 man said nah, thats shit.