Welcome to Wolves Diogo Jota

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

GET THE FUCK IN. That's the only signing I was interested in.

If I wasn't feeling so ill, my desk would be a jizz fest right now. You'd think that Del had been using my PC to Skype horny American housewives.

 

[Johnny75]

GET THE FUCK IN. That's the only signing I was interested in.

If I wasn't feeling so ill, my desk would be a jizz fest right now. You'd think that Del had been using my PC to Skype horny American housewives.

You have a guitar on your desk?

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

You have a guitar on your desk?

I don't need to woo them with a guitar with a voice like mine. Plus, I have a manly beard.

 

[Kenny]

PTG chat in PTG you gimps

 

[Dublin Drummer Wolf]

Jeff Shi: "By making this statement of our intent it again allows us to be as open and honest with the fans as we can with regards to how we wish to take the club and the squad forward."

In other words, calm your fucking tits you bunch of clowns, we have got this and are doing it properly

In Jeff we trust! Amazing news.

 

[Johnny75]

PTG chat in PTG you gimps

Such an angry man...

Y'know Diogo's signing is a cue to rejoice and by happy?

 

[Kenny]

Y'know Diogo's signing is a cue to rejoice and by happy?

He is no Afobe though...

 

[Johnny75]

He is no Afobe though...

I know it's great isn't it?

 

[Kenny]

I know it's great isn't it?

No...no big spending so no AMBITION from FOSUN (or something like that that will be spreading over Twitter at approx 11.01pm tomorrow

 

[Premier Quality]

You spelt AMBISHUN wrong...

 

[t3ch]

I assumed it would happen but it's great to have it confirmed.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Push the boat out. Just a couple more players. Get us over the line.

 

[Johnny75]

Push the boat out. Just a couple more players. Get us over the line.

There really should be a 'football bollocks glossary of shit terminology' written by somebody who knows what they're doing. Maybe a blog post?

 

[Langers]

There really should be a 'football bollocks glossary of shit terminology' written by somebody who knows what they're doing. Maybe a blog post?

Don't be so dismissive - we clearly still need a midfield snotter and a striker with Championship experience.

 

[playtheace]

We haven't signed the Wolves Jota chap have we?...heard he's the dogs fucking bollocks [emoji6]

 

[Johnny75]

Don't be so dismissive - we clearly still need a midfield snotter and a striker with Championship experience.

I almost called 'house' in the middle of the office when I read this. But then I remembered I was missing '20 goal a season man'. So close.

 

[Freddeno]

Top, top news..amazing player and plays for wolves

 

[Paul]

Crappy day at work, this brought a smile to my face

 

[Alan]

Hope he rediscovers his early season form. Still, nothing but good news in this. Any word of the fee?

 

[Deano]

Hope he rediscovers his early season form. Still, nothing but good news in this. Any word of the fee?

He’s not off form