The Transfer Thread 2016/17 - everything not Wolves

[Alan]

If Mahrez doesn't end up in Spain I'll be shocked.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Darren Fletcher to Stoke.

 

[Kenny]

Loving Oxford City on their latest transfer announcement.

Shall we do the picture by the pitch or the manager's office? Nah i'm hungry, lets do it at a McDonalds (with added pen stolen from Barclays Bank whilst pretending to scribble on a piece of English homework)

 

[machin05]

The next one isn't much better - just on a shitty plastoc chair in your back garden will be fine. No table? No worries, use your knee son.

 

[Nando]

Why on Earth has Van Dijk decided he wants to go Liverpool? Madness.

 

[Alan]

Why on Earth has Van Dijk decided he wants to go Liverpool? Madness.

Why wouldn't he? VVD and Matip together will be a great pairing.

 

[Alan]

Fernando Torres apparently "finalizing" a deal to move to Queretaro in Mexico.

 

[Nando]

Outstanding work by Southampton.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Ooooooff

So basically Liverpool have admitted an illegal approach there.

 

[Lord Knows]

Manchester City announce the signing of 23-year old goalkeeper Ederson from Benfica, on a 6-year contract, in a deal worth £35M.

 

[Jolemai]

Ibrahimovic released

 

[BillyDee]

Be surprised if he actually ever plays again.

 

[Alan]

Be surprised if he actually ever plays again.

Some MLS team will take a punt on him for marketing alone.

 

[Freddeno]

He will play for sure

 

[Wombat del combate]

Six-month deal to get us promoted.

 

[Freddeno]

Deal

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Serge Gnabry to Bayern.

Good work there Arsène, I'm sure Theo will come good eventually.

(Disclaimer: I don't think he's Bayern quality, not by a long stretch. But there was literally no reason for Arsenal to not give him a proper go)

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Didn't he have a year at Albion with no joy as well?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Yeah, but that's Pulis being Pulis. I don't know why he even bothers signing players like that, he never uses them. Did the same with Pritchard too.

More to the point I don't know why the likes of Wenger/Poch would send him players.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

All started with Tuncay.