Finally tracked down and ordered an AG2R La Mondiale cycle jersey. Go me.
Also, got £10 off my shopping thanks to a well-placed F-bomb: Did the whole scan-and-pack malarky for the weekly shop, get to the checkout and the handset won't transfer the data. Assistant come over, takes said implement away and thereon tries it herself. Still nothing, so she says that it (an entire week's-worth) will to have to be manually scanned. To which I respond "I'm really fucking annoyed" as I've got to get home, unpack, pick my wife's car up, and get ready for and travel to a wedding. Said assistant says "I don't appreciate being sworn at". So I decided to correct them and clarify that it was obvious that I wasn't swearing at anyone in particular, merely expressing my frustration and if they have an issue go and get the checkout manager. Which they did. Manager then scans and repacks all my shopping and gives me a tenner for my trouble. Win.