The Things You Are HAPPY About Thread.

[YoungWolf]

:icon_lol:

And Kenny, was it so good you had to post that twice? Seriously though, sounded fantastic and glad you enjoyed it.

I'm now looking forward to a couple of holidays in July and August with friends and then family.

 

[visage]

Finally, after 2 months and over 100 interviews, I've filled a position. *does mandance*

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Why was it so difficult?
What was the problem?

 

[lemonjelly]

bloody foreigners, comin' over here...

 

[visage]

Why was it so difficult?
What was the problem?

Just a lack of suitable candidates, basically.

 

[Kenny]

Just a lack of suitable candidates, basically.

Until you advertised in Poland and Romania of course

 

[visage]

Actually, about 80%+ of the applicants were forrins.

However the forum xenophobes will be pleased to hear that the new guy is of thoroughly native stock.

 

[Paul]

I think you're just too picky, Kenny just drags anybody off the street and gives them a job

 

[Kenny]

Interview process goes:

1) Can you make a Decent Cup of tea?

Answer "No" Response "Goodbye"
Answer "Yes" progress to 2nd stage of interview

2) Make a Cup of tea

Tastes bad - Goodbye
Proper Cuppa - Progress to 3rd stage of interview

3) When can you start?

 

[Sniffer]

I think you're just too picky, Kenny just drags anybody off the street and gives them a job

Didn't one of his recent recruits come from Peru?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Actually, about 80%+ of the applicants were forrins.

However the forum xenophobes will be pleased to hear that the new guy is of thoroughly native stock.

I hope you demanded a full genealogy back to Saxon times.

 

[thehistorymakers]

Just a lack of suitable candidates, basically.

Do you mean , as in smartly dressed?

 

[Penk Wolf]

Actually, about 80%+ of the applicants were forrins.

However the forum xenophobes will be pleased to hear that the new guy is of thoroughly native stock.

So, you failed 80% based on their origin?

 

[Johnny75]

Interview process goes:

1) Can you make a Decent Cup of tea?

Answer "No" Response "Goodbye"
Answer "Yes" progress to 2nd stage of interview

2) Make a Cup of tea

Tastes bad - Goodbye
Proper Cuppa - Progress to 3rd stage of interview

3) When can you start?

This should be mandatory in every workplace. If they don't drink tea, that's one steep learning curve.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

I don't drink tea, or any hot drinks for the most part, never been called into action whilst working here.

 

[Penk Wolf]

This should be mandatory in every workplace. If they don't drink tea, that's one steep learning curve.

That would be a bonus as long as they still make a good cupper. You want have to make as many cups when it's Christmas.

 

[thehistorymakers]

I hope you demanded a full genealogy back to Saxon times.

I've never understood , all this suckering up to the Germans.

 

[Kenny]

I don't drink tea, or any hot drinks for the most part, never been called into action whilst working here.

When I worked in previous jobs I didn't drink Tea in the office. I refused to get involved in the "Tea Politics"

 

[thehistorymakers]

I don't drink tea, or any hot drinks for the most part, never been called into action whilst working here.

Well you must have some other secret quality.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

I cannot lie, Visage has asked me when I can start....