The things that I really, really like thread...

[leedswolf]

Mother's, Father's and Mother-in-Law's days are all a commercial rip off. Mother's day is an appalling commercial use of a very important day in the Easter calendar.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Mother's, Father's and Mother-in-Law's days are all a commercial rep off. Mother's day is an appalling commercial use of a very important day in the Easter calendar.

There are important days in the Easter calendar?!

 

[Jolemai]

There are important days in the Easter calendar?!

The bank holidays.

 

[leedswolf]

There are important days in the Easter calendar?!

If you are a Christian there is. If not I doubt it.

 

[PPB]

Its 10.30 on a Sunday morning and im still in me jammies

Did your lots clocks go back last night ??

 

[leedswolf]

They did.

 

[PPB]

They did.

Ok ta. So im only 4 hours behind instead of 5.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Yes.

Mother in Law day? Fuck off.

I never knew Squeeze's mother, but the mother of the bitch that I had children with is the spawn of satan. I will only be celebrating if I never have to interact with the cadaverous slag ever again and she is keeping toasty warm with satan and all his little wizards.

 

[PPB]

Yes.

Mother in Law day? Fuck off.

I never knew Squeeze's mother, but the mother of the bitch that I had children with is the spawn of satan. I will only be celebrating if I never have to interact with the cadaverous slag ever again and she is keeping toasty warm with satan and all his little wizards.

Not a very nice person then Paddy!

If there is, and not sure if there is one but a 'Step- Mother ' Day would get me feeling the same. There are not many people I hate or despise in this world, but she is one of them. Horrible, evil woman who used to even get the dog shaking and hiding under the table. Awful woman who one day I hope to meet again either in this life or the next. Only this time I will be grown up, not scared, and tell her exactly how she made a few peoples lives fucking hell.

 

[leedswolf]

Mother in Law day? Fuck off.
she is keeping toasty warm with satan and all his little wizards.

Oil?

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Too kind for her.

 

[PPB]

Punnet of strawberries, bag of marshmallow, and black icing for the faces.

Making little people

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Back in the costa del Mabo for the last time this year. It will be a wonderful week, and I shall start proceedings off shortly by trying a couple of spitfires.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I didn't know you had a pilot's licence

 

[FrankMunro-371]

I didn't know you had a pilot's licence

If I had I could avoid the Lincoln by pass...

 

[PPB]

Apple pie Greek yoghurt with a handful of granola chucked in.

 

[Wombat del combate]

but the mother of the bitch that I had children with is the spawn of satan. I will only be celebrating if I never have to interact with the cadaverous slag ever again and she is keeping toasty warm with satan and all his little wizards.

That is magnificent invective sir. I could have done with some of that over the weekend.

 

[PPB]

Dawn French.

 

[PPB]

Nearly the end of October and i'm in shorts and tee. A beautiful sunny day

 

[ROVERT47]

A damn good nap.