The things that I really, really like thread...

[PPB]

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[Deutsch Wolf]

Don't be so rude!!!!

We can't all be grammar perfectionists.

Syntax, not grammar.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

:icon_lol:

Ouch

LANGUAGE NAZI

 

[PPB]

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[Deutsch Wolf]

It's structure and punctuation basically. Grammar is a separate thing.

Pam & Dave play by their own maverick rules and disavow both.

 

[PPB]

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[Kenny]

What's disavow even mean?

They are rebels.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Ignore. Like I would disavow Pam & Dave's wacky parties, with their nonsense invitations.

 

[PPB]

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[Paddingtonwolf]

What is it that RSVP only regrets?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

There's no excuse for poor use of the English language. I'm only going round my Dad's on Saturday but I won't turn up in my boxers and an old t-shirt.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Oi - you popped over a page, and I pointed out a grammar thing...

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

What is it that RSVP only regrets?

It's French isn't it? Répondez s'il vous plaît.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Ar - but it should be RSVP - only regrets

Repondez s'il vous plait if you can't make it.

RSVP only regrets

= Robin Super Van Persie only regrets his lack of goals in the world cup final

 

[PPB]

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[Deutsch Wolf]

My grammar, punctuation, syntax is shit, absolutely shit. You should start pulling me up about it at every convenience.

I wouldn't bother on a forum. However - if you're going to bother sending out invites then don't send them out in block capitals, a fucking shit font, needless exclamation marks peppered about the place, even more needless quotation marks (showing similar understanding of when they should be used as Joey from Friends) and a terrible colour scheme. I mean what kind of party is this, looks amateur to me. Come on Pam & Dave. (Don't use ampersands either)

 

[PPB]

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[Deutsch Wolf]

I mean I wouldn't bother picking apart forum posts in general. That was an invite for non-forum consumption. Rest assured if you ever put up an example of Sue & Mike's invites that are of similar standard I'll critique them.

 

[PPB]

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[lemonjelly]

I'm confused by all these blank posts & whatnot...

anyway, this week I have become aware of Joanna Goslings, erm, attributes.