The Official FIFA World Cup 2022 Megathread

[Alan]

Worse than Altidore, oh my god.

I don't think I'll see a worse miss for the rest of my life. Even in my fucking dreams.

 

[BillyDee]

Oh mate...

 

[Kenny]

This is beautiful shitness from Lukaku

Jenas "he's not expecting it"...mate its a cross to the far post where he is standing...what the fuck is he expecting there!

 

[EdgeOfTheAlps]

Misses another one and this fucking useless German commentatoress keeps calling it bad luck

 

[Jack Regan]

Brilliant defending from Gvardiol there.

 

[The Bear]

If Martinez doesn't finally get the boot after this tournament where even De Bruyne has come out in criticism of the squad, then it will beggar belief.

 

[Alan]

Belgium literally waited until stoppage time to act like they gave a fuck. Fucking bunch of divas. Good riddance.

 

[Del Woppio]

Lukaku has put in the kind of performance that'd make you contemplate retiring. Absolutely shocking at this level

 

[Alan]

Oh god damn it, Lukaku breaking down in tears and I immediately feel like an asshole.

 

[Alan]

Well done Morocco!

Has an African side ever won their group before?

 

[Jack Regan]

Cameroon won their group at Italia 90.

 

[jd1981]

Well done Morocco!

Has an African side ever won their group before?

Cameroon in 1990 maybe

 

[Alan]

Speaking of Africa, I think about this goal a lot. I think this was the exact moment I went from appreciating the sport (I'd always respected soccer and footballers for the skill and endurance, etc), to knowing that I loved it.

 

[Carrotdude]

FFS Alan that video should come with a vuvuzela warning

 

[Wilf Wolf]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a supposedly highly rated player deliver less on a consistent basis than Witsel.

 

[Alan]

FFS Alan that video should come with a vuvuzela warning

I am genuinely broken in that I find the sound of them so soothing that I forget that they annoy others.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

They make me want to commit crimes worthy of a whole life tarriff

 

[BillyDee]

No judge would ever convict you though, it would be entirely justified.

 

[Alan]

No wonder Jacqui Oatley makes Warren Burton act bearable; I had no idea how pretty she is.

 

[sycophantia]

Looks like Japan missed their chance with the lack lustre performance against Cost Rica.