The Manager Sacked/Hired Thread 2022/23

[Tredman]

Signing him to play would be more our style.

 

[Kenny]

Johnny or Ruud?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Johnny or Ruud?

 

[Tredman]

Best photo ever.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I love that picture! Poor Johnny!

 

[Kenny]

Almost as good as the scouse Paddy one...

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

That’s a gif to be fair, but in a strange way I have owned it and love it. Even the bullfrog behind “me”.

 

[Alan]

He looks so innocent. You'd never guess...

 

[Johnny75]

He looks so innocent. You'd never guess...

That isn't actually me btw

 

[Kenny]

LIES

Next you will be telling me this isn't Paddy

 

[Tredman]

That isn't actually me btw

When Alan finally makes it over here he will definitely recognise you.

 

[Trips]

This is the real Johnny, found on a stag do I attended in Blackpool

 

[Alan]

Cheers, now I know who to walk on the opposite sidewalk from.

 

[sycophantia]

Cheers, now I know who to walk on the opposite sidewalk from.

Pavement I think you mean

 

[Alan]

Pavement I think you mean

Drat!

I’m going to get lost over there and be utterly incapable of communicating with anyone.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

It’s fine. Chips vs crisps should be entertaining.

I struggle with certain things here. Thongs instead of flip flops, lollies instead of sweets. And they call a prefabricated building a donger ffs.

 

[leedswolf]

And they call a prefabricated building a donger ffs.

Are you sure? Must be a Mango thing.

The context I've heard it used is "Can I get some water, mate? I'm dry as a dead dingo's donger over here".

"Donga" is an Australian slang term for a temporary, usually modular building, normally built of light weight materials and easily able to be moved from site to site.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Yeah - I have only heard the word so went with the first spelling that’s all.

 

[sycophantia]

Drat!

I’m going to get lost over there and be utterly incapable of communicating with anyone.

You'll be fine, everyone over here has been brought up on a lifetime of shit US telly and will understand you no problem.
Do be careful with the word fanny around women though.

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Why this is in the 'Sacked Manager thread I don't know, but Alan, you'll be amazed at how many footpaths there are!
In fact, if you squeeze in a quick trip to Ireland, you'll be stunned at how many people actually walk places or even walk for fun, I live in Mornington and Bettystown (or Betaghstown) is about 3 kms/2 miles from me, and no matter what time of the day you travel down the Golf Course Road you'll always pass 4 or 5 people striding out along the footpath...
Check it out on Google!