The Laughter Cemetery

[Jolemai]

Today's Penguin joke:

Q: Why did the two Penguins jump when they first met?
A: They were trying to break the ice!

 

[Langers]

I'm really thinking about making this thread a private one.

Ideally on another forum.

 

[Jolemai]

The trouble is, this gets more interest then the other joke thread...

 

[Langers]

Yes - and JLS splitting up was mentioned in the media far more than the news of the sad deaths of Storm Thorgerson and Richie Havens.

It shows that the world is totally fucked up.

 

[Jolemai]

Aye. I hear that they are going to pursue solo careers in MacDonalds, Burger King, KFC and Wimpy respectively.

 

[Langers]

That's better!

 

[lemonjelly]

I'm really thinking about making this thread a private one.

Ideally on another forum.

:clap:

The trouble is, this gets more interest then the other joke thread...

:icon_Red-Card:

Yes - and JLS splitting up was mentioned in the media far more than the news of the sad deaths of Storm Thorgerson and Richie Havens.

It shows that the world is totally fucked up.

:clap:

Aye. I hear that they are going to pursue solo careers in MacDonalds, Burger King, KFC and Wimpy respectively.

:clap:

 

[Langers]

Shit - just when you think this thread couldn't get any worse, LJ has provided canned laughter.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

Yes - and JLS splitting up was mentioned in the media far more than the news of the sad deaths of Storm Thorgerson and Richie Havens.

It shows that the world is totally fucked up.

JLS HAVE SPLIT UP???

 

[Langers]

Frank's Jokes - The Laughter Cemetery

JLS HAVE SPLIT UP???

I know - fuck knows where I'm going to get a new sofa from now.

 

[Jolemai]

Today's Penguin joke:

Q: What do Penguins wear to the beach?
A: A beak-ini!

(You can breathe a sigh of relief now, I've ran out of Penguins.)

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Murphy's wife borrowed his car and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young man break into the car, hot wire it and drive off.
Naturally she reported the matter to the police.
' What did he look like?, the sergeant asked.
'I don't know she replied, but I got the licence plate number'.

 

[Donegal Wolf]

Had a 6 year old Man U fan giving me shit this morning about Wolves relegation.

He soon shut up when I told him there was no such thing as Santa

 

[FrankMunro-371]

I helped my wife with the dinner last night.

I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.

 

[Langers]

:icon_lol:

I like that one.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

:icon_lol:

I like that one.

You LIKE it.

My reputation is in tatters........

 

[Jolemai]

So in the past fortnight we have seen Frank make a negative prediction and make Langers laugh...

Mother of God.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

So in the past fortnight we have seen Frank make a negative prediction and make Langers laugh...

Mother of God.

Today is a very sad day......I must dust off my really bad joke book. I will return !!

 

[Newbridge Wolf]

Two cows in a field and the one goes 'Moo!' the second turns round and says, 'you bugger, I was just about to say that'

 

[FrankMunro-371]

A lot of people hate me because of my bad grammar.

To be fair she did set fire to a children's home.