The Incoming Transfers Everywhere Thread: Summer 2023

[Lycan]

Emotional return for Rafa Mir...

 

[Alan]

Emotional return for Rafa Mir...

We could probably do a lot worse tbh.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Mir is no good, I've seen tankers move quicker.

 

[Mel Evo]

Good god ‘no’ to Rafa Mir.

 

[Alan]

I'll take Mel's word for it!

Tbf I don't think we need the new guy up top to be especially quick.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

We don't necessarily need a speed merchant but look how having Diego who bless him, can't run any more, got us. We'd go on a decent break with some good football and there is no final pass because the main man can't move. End of move, no goal.

Mir is obviously younger but he's incredibly cumbersome, just no.

 

[Butters]

My 90 year old half blind Nan is faster than Mir.No skill and slow as fuck.

No thanks.

 

[wanderer89]

Can she play upfront?

 

[AndyWolves]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1674773256082173953

A bit of click-bait but maybe some value in their squad to be had.

 

[Butters]

Can she play upfront?

Yes and for halftime snacks she will pass out her world famous fudge brownies to give the boys a sugar boost

 

[Butters]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1674773256082173953

A bit of click-bait but maybe some value in their squad to be had.

Only players I would consider from them would be Ocampos(I like him tbh) and En-Nesyri.

 

[Alan]

Yes and for halftime snacks she will pass out her world famous fudge brownies to give the boys a sugar boost

Damn, fudge brownies?? My grandma only gave me orange slices and Capri Sun...

 

[Tredman]

What the actual fuck

https://twitter.com/x/status/1674819825590235137

 

[Kenny]

Have their scouts not read this forum?
Disgraceful.

 

[Jack Regan]

The pace (or lack thereof) in Serie a would definitely suit him.

 

[Alan]

Hide your monkey paws, folks...

 

[AndyWolves]

Hide your monkey paws, folks...

Let's see who we get in first though

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Think he might take this Paolo Maldini quote a bit too literally, mind.

 

[sycophantia]

Hes brilliant and folk on here don't know shit about football?

 

[Alan]

Hes brilliant and folk on here don't know shit about football?

I think he could be good somewhere, but I don't think it's in England.