The Incoming Transfers Everywhere Thread: Summer 2023

[Deutsch Wolf]

Don't think so. He was 19 when he signed for Brighton.

 

[Tony Towner]

Pretty sure not was 19 when he came to the UK

 

[WsWolf]

He had a name in front of Useless

I was in the family enclosure at the time so would have been a silent 'fucking'

 

[North Shropshire Lad]

I was in the family enclosure at the time so would have been a silent 'fucking'

We muttered it in the Billy Wright Upper

 

[The Bion]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1654129086447616012

Christ just fuck off

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

The rules of probability have been broken with that tweet, there's a less than 0% chance of it happening.

 

[Tony Towner]

Paying someone to take Neves off us would really be something

 

[Lycan]

Don't know who that Moretto guy is but he's made that up surely.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I get that by and large, they just repost rumours, but have some quality control FFS.

I already have a very low opinion of them after someone on their podcast said in his most sincere, serious voice "I have it on VERY GOOD AUTHORITY that Kalajdzic was already seriously injured when we signed him".

Get yourself a burner phone, give it a ring and have a word with yourself.

 

[Del Woppio]

Rúben Neves por Ansu Fati, el plan de Mendes para 'ayudar' al Barça

El agente luso, que representa a ambos, querría un trueque que permitiría al club catalán ganar 'fair play'.

www.relevo.com

Absolute shenanigans here

 

[Alan]

If that pans out I’m flying to Wolverhampton and changing the locks on Jeff’s office.

 

[Kenny]

Nicking my Neves player swap idea from earlier.

Where do I sign up for my super agent license?

 

[HanDoJin]

Fati in the Championship? Never happening

 

[Johnny75]

Don't know who that Moretto guy is but he's made that up surely.

King of bullshit. Works for Relevo and other assorted trash.

 

[Lupo]

Fati in the Championship? Never happening

The Big Sam discussion is on the Manager thread

 

[Paul]

I don't know how you lot can sneer at a 'generational talent'

 

[Tredman]

We’ve had a lot of practise.

 

[WsWolf]

Now claiming it's us that have offered €30m plus Neves for Fati. Laughable.

 

[Tredman]

It’s the sort of stupid shit we’d do.

 

[Tony Towner]

It’s the sort of stupid shit Mendes would make us do