The " Honey I'm home and I'm bloody starving , what's for dinner " Thread.

[PPB]

Ah, I didn't say anything about chocolate, did I. I said why would I ever want to be lamping salad cream (condiment of the devil in the first place) and cucumber (wtf) on a bacon sandwich. That's pure mental. There are reasons why that concoction does not appear on many breakfast menus.

I haven't tried gravy over ice cream either but I'm pretty sure it doesn't work.

Fair enough about the first bit. But the reason it doesn't appear on any breakfast menu is because it would be eaten for lunch.

 

[leedswolf]

You're thinking about it the wrong way Dan.

Bacon makes everything better. Even a cucumber and salad cream sandwich...

Not quite. Bacon makes a bacon sandwich better.

 

[PPB]

Anyway got to go its lunchtime

 

[leedswolf]

Nope.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

Very clever DW, very clever indeed ha ha.

 

[Paul]

Also never understood why the Americans are obsessed with bacon that is wafer thin and cooked to a crisp /

 

[leedswolf]

Bacon lardons with the Beef. Now that's proper.

 

[PPB]

:ursofunny: :icon_lol: That made me crust go down the wrong way

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Jesus christ. That looks absolutely foul and is vile treatment of the poor pig.

Bacon Sandwich - you may add sliced mushrooms. Possibly some fried onions. Possibly ketchup.

Why put a salad cold element against hot bacon? Fucks the salad and then also fucks up the bacon. I mean, I am all for food experimentation but that is fucking insane.

 

[PPB]

For a start, I'd never put fried fucking onions on a bacon sandwich!!!

 

[leedswolf]

Sorcery.

 

[leedswolf]

Melted cheese with bacon is fucking awesome.

 

[PPB]

Melted cheese with bacon is fucking awesome.

We agree

 

[PPB]

^ditto^.

For starters I shall be having spiced Kofta meatballs followed by Beef Bourguinon

Not sure about ya balls but the Bourguinon looked lovely.

 

[leedswolf]

My balls were drizzled with mint yoghurt and extremely tasty.

 

[PPB]

My balls were drizzled with mint yoghurt and extremely tasty.

Mint yoghurt on meatballs! What kind of weird shit is that!

 

[leedswolf]

Not as weird as cucumber and the abomination known as 'salad cream' with bacon. Or even chocolate and bacon. Kofta dressed with mint yoghurt is widely accepted common practice in my experience.

 

[PPB]

Not as weird as cucumber and the abomination known as 'salad cream' with bacon. Or even chocolate and bacon.

Wheres Bear when you need him.

Lets just agree that what works for one person doesn't necessarily work for another. The world would be a boring place if each and everyone of us liked the same thing. I can't help it if i've got crazy taste buds

 

[leedswolf]

Fuck me. When I need advice from the east Staffs on how to titilate my palate, I will opt for intravenous.