The Football News Thread 2022/23

[Alan]

Boehly is almost certainly a moron, but even the most moronic CEO tends to take ROI deadly serious.

The James Corden bit I find much more plausible.

 

[Kenny]

Venky's genuinely didn't know relegation existed when they bought Blackburn.

They then tried to sign Beckham and Ronaldinho.

Not all bad as we got to witness David Nnud* eating Chicken Wings



*One for the Mix regulars from years ago

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Boehly has no idea on football matters, either personnel or tactics, think he might set Chelsea back a long way.

"Ok, now let's get this straight....
I own this club, I paid a lot of money for it.
I just spent 600 fucking million on players and you all play for me.
So I'll walk in here any damn time I like!

Oh.... And that performance was embarrassing! Y'all better shape up...!"

 

[Jack Regan]

In there after every game apparently.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1648355144759754757

 

[Alan]

Tell me there's a problem without telling me there's a problem...

 

[AndyWolves]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1648281599807569921

Yes, yes 1000 X yes. I'd love this to happen for every game

 

[Carrotdude]

If nothing else it’d shut the players up a bit on the pitch

 

[The Bear]

The current refs and PGMOL would never allow it. It would highlight not only their ineptitude and indecision, but their decision making processes, which wouldn't go well for them.

 

[Alan]

The current refs and PGMOL would never allow it. It would highlight not only their ineptitude and indecision, but their decision making processes, which wouldn't go well for them.

Unfortunately, I think this is spot on.

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1648604878309060608

 

[YoungWolf]

Oh good

 

[prawnking]

Begovic on the situation at Stamford Bridge: 'Seasons like this are not accepted by Chelsea fans'.

Tough tits mate, they'll have to

 

[Tony Towner]

If you don't acknowledge there's a problem, you won't find a solution, particularly when you self mark

https://twitter.com/x/status/1648618122398531584

 

[Johnny75]

Fucking idiots.

How can they hope to be taken seriously. The numbers they are claiming don't even add up to the number of apologies to us and Spurs, let alone anybody else.

 

[Kenny]

Think Brighton got 4 "yeah we got that one wrong" in a call from Howard Webb the other week.

 

[Kenny]

Silva getting moved on in the Summer then

https://twitter.com/x/status/1648598306069831680

 

[AndyWolves]

They either know these figures are bullshit and are covering themselves, or they're actually being honest about the figures. And neither is a great situation

 

[The Bear]

Knows Chelsea inside out though.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1648429637696098304

 

[lemonjelly]

heard on the radio chelsea have only scored in 10 of their last 25 matches. If that's true, it seems scoring goals is quite an issue for them, like us, and a few other teams this season.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

We're still far from prolific but we've only failed to score in 4 of Lopetegui's 16 league games in charge.

Was 8 scoreless out of 15 before he got here.