The Football News Thread 2022/23

[Kenny]

Ivan Toney assisting the FA with their enquiries on his alleged gambling on football games.

 

[jd1981]

Translates to Toney is in the shit for gambling

 

[Paul]

Translates to Toney is in the shit for gambling

Yes, that would be the dictionary definition

 

[Alan]

Maybe the wildest cup final I’ve ever seen. Don’t spoil it for yourself before watching.

Also, squeam warning for anyone who doesn’t like to see ankles turn the wrong way around.

 

[Kenny]

CL Draw

RB Leipzig vs Manchester City
Club Brugge vs Benfica
Liverpool vs Real Madrid
AC Milan vs Tottenham
Frankfurt vs Napoli
Dortmund vs Chelsea
Inter Milan vs Porto
PSG vs Bayern Munich

Great draw for Liverpool there!

 

[Kenny]

Barca v Man Utd in the Europa as well

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Barca v Man Utd in the Europa as well

At least Frenkie will finally get to Old Trafford.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

At least Frenkie will finally get to Old Trafford.

Frenkie Goes To Lolzywood

 

[Kenny]

Liverpool up for sale.

Seems a bit of an OTT reaction after drawing Real in the CL

 

[SSB]

Waiting for a video of Sellars on Saturday after we come from behind and beat Arsenal.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1589262641855631360

 

[Kenny]

Ronaldo has committed a horrendous crime....he has done an interview with Piers Morgan.

Oh and in that interview has all but ended his time at Utd and destroyed whatever working relationship he had with ten Hag

 

[YoungWolf]

Nothing we don’t know but what a bellend (both of them, but Ronaldo specifically)

 

[Lupo]

Questions how someone who's not even a coach (Rangnick) can manage United saying he'd not even heard of him

 

[Paul]

Compare him to :
"𝐒𝐢𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥 𝐏𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐨: "After Italy won the World Cup in 2006 and Juventus were relegated to the second division, I was sure that he would leave Juventus, a player like him does not play in the second division. After my offer, his response was shocking, he told me: "Sir, you have spoken to me before, I respect you a lot, but Juventus are suffering a lot and my duty is to stay here, Juventus is in trouble, I am the captain of the team, do you expect me to leave them?"

 

[Alan]

Compare him to :
"𝐒𝐢𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥 𝐏𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐨: "After Italy won the World Cup in 2006 and Juventus were relegated to the second division, I was sure that he would leave Juventus, a player like him does not play in the second division. After my offer, his response was shocking, he told me: "Sir, you have spoken to me before, I respect you a lot, but Juventus are suffering a lot and my duty is to stay here, Juventus is in trouble, I am the captain of the team, do you expect me to leave them?"

On the one hand, fuck Juventus.

On the other, what god damned hero Del Piero was/is.

 

[SSB]

Cristiano Ronaldo on Man Utd: "Nothing changed since I left. The pool, the jacuzzi, even the gym, even some technology. Even the chefs who I appreciate, lovely people".

Steady on Bruno

 

[The Bear]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1591922884687323136

https://twitter.com/x/status/1591926869401665538

 

[Kenny]

So all the mocking and we have a set up that Ronnie would love.

Cheers Bruno...

 

[prawnking]

So all the mocking and we have a set up that Ronnie would love.

Cheers Bruno...

Cristiano and Diego up front

 

[Langers]

For all Ronaldo's ridiculous record breaking throughout his career, his most impressive achievement is to have a 1-2-1 with Piers Morgan, where Piers Morgan isn't the biggest twat in the room.