The Football News Thread 2016/17 - everything not Wolves

[Kenny]

Also going to be a lot of Marvel geeks fucking annoyed when they role up at the Odeon to watch the film

 

[Lord Knows]

Before kicking the shit out of Boro and Watford fans outside the ground for 'takin fakin liberties' on their manor.

There was some disturbing footage of a West Ham fan using a knife on a Boro fan last weekend taken by an observer sitting on a train at the tube station.

 

[Lord Knows]

I thought it was impossible for West Ham to go any further OTT with regards to the move to a shitty stadium... I was wrong

She also said when they arrived at the club they found West Ham had no culture, that should go down well with the natives.

 

[Tony Towner]

That's my point. There's this romantic view of West Ham perpetuated by the media as half the national reporters support them which is way from the truth. It's the same mob who make 'arry out to be a loveable cockney geezer.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Josie the bellend barton now charged by Scottish FA over his betting on matches. End of career in Scotland you would think. Bet colin wanker signs him for Cardiff.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

They wouldn't be able to afford him, Vinny T has pulled the plug big time. Actually wouldn't surprise me to see Sunderland go for him in January, they're ultra light on central midfielders.

 

[Alan]

Straight out of Alan's dictaphone.

Not sure I get it...

 

[Tom Hark]

Not sure I get it...

There's more than one Alan in the world. This one's Partridge.

 

[Tredman]

TBF I would be very surprised if any American got Alan Partridge.

 

[Alan]

TBF I would be very surprised if any American got Alan Partridge.

Of the Partridge Family? Way before my time.

 

[Tredman]

Of the Partridge Family? Way before my time.

Nah - Partridge family is american isnt it?

Alan P is a spoof British UK TV presenter, sample:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOfPw3Wpm5Y

 

[Alan]

Nah - Partridge family is american isnt it?

Alan P is a spoof British UK TV presenter, sample:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOfPw3Wpm5Y

Proper comedy, that is.

Did I spy a young James Corden at that party!?

 

[YoungWolf]

Gosh, the world doesn't revolve around you Alan

 

[darlowolf64]

Gosh, the world doesn't revolve around you Alan

Why not!?

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Joey Barton has been told his suspension by Rangers has been extended by another week.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

That is an odd one. I can only assume that something is coming out from the betting thing and it will take a week to resolve it either in Josie's favour or against him.

 

[lemonjelly]

Oh fuck off. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37547545

Yeah, because expanding the Euros didn't end up badly at all.

looks like they're progressing this:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37656700

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Barton will return to training on Monday, but it is said that it is unlikely that he will play again for Rangers.

 

[Kenny]

Amazed that didn't work out...

 

[Freddeno]

Barton in a nutshell