The All New Alan Partridge Thread

[Paul]

STOP IT ! Im pissing myself laughing at a laptop and the wife is staring at me !!!

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

That episode is just fantastic.

When Michael starts off with his "Stop telling me what to do!" bit, and Alan corrects him when he says "Tannoy". Fucking slays me.

 

[Dublin Drummer Wolf]

STOP IT ! Im pissing myself laughing at a laptop and the wife is staring at me !!!

Hahahaha Im laughing out loud myself! Good stuff DW

 

[Templeton Peck]

"Fascinating creatures though. Looks like a lady but really its a man."

 

[OldGoldnBlack]

So he said, that's saaaaaaaad, you ought to upgraaade! And i said 'so do you, to a new FACE.' He nearly SOILED himself. He said he was laughing so hard he had kenko coming out of his nostrils, which made ME laugh. But...my nostrils were clear.

 

[OldGoldnBlack]

 

[loonsewolf]

:ursofunny:

 

[Templeton Peck]

To the untrained eye, this might look a bit rubbish and that I haven't bounced back!

 

[Templeton Peck]

Nice to meet ya Colin.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

"Ironic really Michael, that you have this love for all things American, yet you work for BRITISH Petroleum. Hello!"
"Hello?"

 

[Hereford Wolf]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jun/02/steve-coogan-new-alan-partridge-series

 

[Templeton Peck]

Can you finger print a sausage?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Mebbes just like a beefburger for yer palm?

Mmm, that's a bit far-fetched.

 

[Templeton Peck]

I do enjoy these chats.

 

[Templeton Peck]

Thats not the sound of someone kissing me or kissing a cock.

 

[Wolf Hunting]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clips/p007805k/the_day_today_eat_my_goal/

The bit where he's being a football commentator and a guy belts the ball in and he says, "Shit! Did you see that!" is fun

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I disagree, I think he'd go to Legoland. Bye.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Shook Jackie Stewart's hand. Superb.

 

[Templeton Peck]

Michael have you ever thought suicide might be the answer?
Sometimes, aye.
Really?
Aye. When I've seen ya looking all depressed an that.

 

[Templeton Peck]

Fire! Fire! The fairs on fire!