OK I have (by mistake) found the most boring Olympic sportni have ever watched. The other night at 4am, it was so hot I got up for a cold shower, made a cuppa and thought aha let's have a peek at the olympics.
Having missed the start and seeing loads of women's heads in the big lake I thought it was the women's triathlon, so I figured I would watch until the first changeover, swimming to bikes and then get the zzzzsin.
I watched, I watched and I tried to figure out how many laps of bobbing heads I would have to watch before the change over to bikes, that is when the Greek commentator finally mentions that I was watching the women's swimming marathon, fuck fuck fuck, half an hour of my life I will never get back!