New - The things that really annoy you

[MARKakaJIM]

Greetings cards

 

[Johnny75]

Scott Sellars and Jeff Shi

Pair of cunts

 

[Keef]

Wrong thread but here we go,
Had a satisfaction survey off the company that pissed me about, thanking me for attending the interview and was there anything I felt could be done better?
Told them in no uncertain terms, guessing I’ll be blocked from applying for future jobs

 

[b3h]

That radio stations play a load of crap* - and realising you are an old bastard for thinking it

No DAB in the car or I'd probably stick Heart 80s on

 

[Keef]

Listen to them long enough as well and you know what records they’ll play when the say “ after the news it’s blonde and talking heads” that’ll be hanging on the telephone and road to nowhere, greatest hits radio is the worst for that. We play the greatest hits fron the 70s-80s-90s, no glam, no punk, no new wave, little bit of rock ( rainbow, Bon jovi, Van Halen)

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Wife woke up this morning and at breakfast, she checked her phone to find a missed call at 01:45.
The attached message was "Please send a doctor round urgently my mother is having a serious stress attack...."
My wife is a Tax consultant and apparently he direct works phone number is 1 digit away from a doctor's surgery.
You might wonder why someone requiring urgent assistance is ringing a doctor's surgery at 01:45 in the morning.
Just hope the blokes mother is ok....

 

[lemonjelly]

fnarrs at the ready...

plums. Or more specifically, modern day plums. One of my favourite fruits when I was a kid. They used to be full of flavour and taste.
Every once in a while I see a punnet in a shop, and remember how lovely they used to be. Juicy, fruity, delicious!
I buy them, and find them to be bland, and pretty much flavourless and tasteless.
All the excitement disappears and I am left with some fruit I am really not excited about eating.

 

[lemonjelly]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63409687

 

[Jabbawolf]

The Mexican Wave.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Setting up banking apps on a new phone.

 

[Mel Evo]

The A14 being closed after a night match and then the road system of Leicester.

 

[leedswolf]

Andrew Voss

 

[Wellen Wolf]

I have a list,
Old etonians,
Tories ( same as above really)
Piers Morgan,
Nigel farage, for starters!

Kudos for knowing who I’m basing it on, unless you googled him

Working class tories, for example, those who were brought up well on council estates but are happy for that provision for the lower or more insecurely paid to have been taken away for profit.

 

[Hereford Wolf]

People who do the Winston Churchill V sign in their photographs.

 

[Paul]

People who do the Winston Churchill V sign in their photographs.

Mate if it's towards you haven't you noticed their fingers are the other way round?

 

[The Bear]

People who do the Winston Churchill V sign in their photographs.

 

[Paul]

Working class tories,

You mean The Labour Party?

 

[Wellen Wolf]

You mean The Labour Party?

Know what you mean but far worse when its the far right tories. IMHO Labour is now trying to be Blairite one nation tory to get elected as a leftier version of the LP finds it impossible.

 

[Tony Towner]

You mean The Labour Party?

Horseshit, but you already knew that. Think a nerve has been tweaked though

 

[leedswolf]

Travel agent who I booked by Oz flight tickets with going belly up!!!

I have managed to secure another flight (at extra cost) and hopefully ATOL will refund the original airfare...